elkforceone

Nothing comes between me and my Calvins. Blocked by Joel Osteen, but not his wife.

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

@DCheverere Scampo Liberty Hotel

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

@FoxNews JESUS!!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

did captain america throw that wheel at the end?

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

@ScottsLawn That spreader screwed up my lawn….

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

@WooSoxGrounds This one looks guilty.

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

@zachlanebryan See ya in Worcester - if ya want a night cap spot drop a line

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

@zachlanebryan Fired up for Worcester - happy to show you a couple great watering holes!

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

I think @BillNye is on my flight to Boston.

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

@RickWarren @bartbarber Hell yeah brother. Hashtag BlessedWitBeef

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

Not a single drop of water is getting past that bad boy.

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

@robdelaney

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Just friends, huh? Cold....

https://t.co/bcR8YBUTy5

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

@omaha_scanner LONGNECK ICE COLD BEER NEVER BROKE MY HEART

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

@omaha_scanner LONGNECK ICE COLD BEER NEVER BROKE MY HEART

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

@siriusxmvolume #feedback Mandy from Mass’ husband here - my 2 votes - 38 Special, Wild Eyed Southern Boys and Biggie, Ready to Die.

[Mike Camerlengo @MCamerlengo]

Quarterback Jeremy Grey got destroyed on a blitz by Sack Lodge because he didn’t adjust his offense line protection.

I broke down the play from Wedding Crashers here

[Lacquerware @lacquerleaks]

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane

This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

[elkforceone @immabaliva]

@AmericanAir Why do you make this platinum pro check the carry on I’ve been carrying on for 8 years saying there isn’t enough room…do better for the good customers…I’ve been on your planes for the last 7 hours from overseas…and for the last 16 years on business trips.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

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[Shannon The Dude @ShannonTheDude]

Rich Strike wins the Derby and immediately starts trying to eat the other horses. https://t.co/hFJ5jOy1z4