козёл

born in a wet cardboard box all alone((( venmo me 6 hryvnia for hamburgr🌻👁‍🗨 💛🍄🌾

[козёл @immigrant_gf]

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[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

pussy from a girl who really really really really loves you with her whole heart

[dj truck stomp @xLord_of_war]

waiting for this storm to hit before i order my door dash

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

Took home a girl with a septum ring and had to rinse her pussy in the sink to kill the salmonella

[Lord @lordtaylorvb]

i hate when lil titty girls try to do that hand over boob pose they look like they pledging allegiance

[daniel @luckyDogLane]

How much money is in your pocket? I bet I can eat it. If I can eat it all in, let’s say, 45 seconds, I get to keep it. And if I can’t, I’ll give you back twice the amount of money I was able to eat. Sound good? It shouldn’t. It was a trick. Think about it. It’s a bad deal for you

[✦ Clementine @plsnobullywaaa]

you are offered 1 balloon that is filled with the content of a whipped cream gas cartridge (笑气) by this drained out wonyoung stanning neo jersey club soundcloud producing Mfer on a mcdonalds parking lot at 2 am under a yellow street light.
Do You Accep? 你接受吗？
(Y/N)

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Anxiety isn’t real You literallg did something terrible and we’re all talking about it

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

My wife and my mistress (both snipers) are currently in a protracted duel in a snowy pass in mountainous Kyrgyzstan.

[deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE]

taylor lorenz tracking down chaya "libsoftiktok" raichik and merely exposing her identity has ultimately proven to be useless. the only smart way to deal with her would've been to do things Tamil Tigers style

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

women will invite you to shower with them then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed

[Losing it @prophethusband]

I hate when my wife throws a blanket over my cage, tricking me that its nighttime and causing me to instantly fall asleep

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Every party has that one dude. looks weird as hell. starts kneading on you and is always like ‘meow’

[sara 🎧 @morekissing]

tw lice //
If you were at the Philly Alex G shows (11/18-11/20) we suggest getting checked for lice if you’ve have any sudden itchiness after the shows. Best to looks behind your ears and near the bottom of your neck. Stay safe!

[fareed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @it_is_fareed]

My girlfriend is the kind of girl I would meet on a night out and then Jack off over for a few years in a progressively more cozy fantasy about my ideal life