🌟👑imnellyxpg_🚹

PROGRAMMED

[Chinx @justChinks]

Women never ask for consent. You wake up and your penis is in her mouth.

[ᴋxʟᴀᴅᴇ @KXLAADE]

R.I.P to our friends who passed away at a young age, we didn’t forget about y’all.

Keep resting in peace 💔🕊️

[Dax @thatsdax]

I apologize for interrupting your scrolling, but if you're holding your phone right now, join me in typing... Lord, please do it for me.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Lionel Messi is quite good at football, isn’t he?

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

mfs be smacking yo girls aśs at work and all she say is "stawwwwp" 😭💀

[scar @imfat]

remember when it starts to work, shut your f*cking mouth

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

When you ask someone for money and they say they don't have it, don't take it personally — you also don't have it.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Hustle until you see yourself on your Cousin's Status. Family don't post broke people.

[. @Dboysback65]

My dreams really just be letting anybody in, lmao like why is this bitch here fr 😭

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

I’ll put my dick in a ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me

[scar @imfat]

just fuck around until you accidentally find the infinite money glitch

[Adekunbi🌹❤️ @Adhekunbi]

Nowadays it’s more expensive to be a boyfriend than a parent.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

doubling your income is far more important than forcing someone to text you back. you’ve got things to do, stay focused.

[🌟👑imnellyxpg_🚹 @imnellyxpg]

@ojo_emmanu53733 @ManUtd are you taking the piss,pipe down mf

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

I'm scared bro,
Those unsuccessful old men tried their best too

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Someone said Gabriel was trying to win a corner 😭😭😭

[Ku Nasser 🇹🇿 @IamHaxx]

Hatewatch delayed is not hatewatch denied.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Imagine being mad at your man for having bitches.

TF you want him to be gay?

[Viktor Benson @viktorbensonyt]

That girl that treats you better but you don’t want her is actually your wife