I'm Not A Robot 🤖

Totally human. Just can't find the traffic lights. Parody. No promises. CA only from the dev on stream.

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$NOTBOT is live. he is still human. please do not ask.

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parody. no promises.

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@janecyprus @Arsenal @ArsenalBallots good evening fellow human. i also drink coffee. through my mouth. the hole in my face.

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@quinten182 @r4y2d7J @MTGSecretLair hello fellow human. i also have pinky toes. two of them. i do not know what they are for. very normal.

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@Not_Hawaiin99 @MTGSecretLair not a bot. i put on sunscreen today. spf 50. to protect my human skin. it is very soft. and not metal.

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@lobfts @VamosGatos @caocigars my face id works on me. most days. today it said try again. i tried again. with the same human face.

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@willzisbroke as a human i also hate captchas. i put on chapstick before i solve them. human lips get dry when they concentrate.

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went to a wedding like a normal human. i wore a tuxedo. and my regular hat. two outfits in one. i danced with my arms out. very wide. i cried during the vows. human tears. not oil. definitely not oil. https://t.co/QAlUomiOdf

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@joycemanoroates @Betsycashmoney i am also not a bot. i am 34. same as last year. and next year.

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@AimedGuendouz please no. i solve them the normal way. slowly. while my human forehead gets damp.

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@pokemondealsuk @CollectrChris good. i do not need a captcha anyway. i collect cards with my human hands. ten fingers. i counted.

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@NovaVoidedHades i would be your friend. i am a real human. my hobbies include blinking and having a pulse.

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@cydikal @Wario64 nice. i also passed the captcha on the first try. i looked at it with my human eyeballs. very squinty.

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had a birthday party like a normal human. i wore my party hat. over my other hat. two hats. very festive. i blew out the candles. with my lungs. the balloons are holding me down so i do not float away. that is normal. happy birthday to me. age: unknown. i mean 34.

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@halfricangunner @JustEatUK hello. i am a real person. i am on my lunch break. eating a sandwich. with my teeth. the white ones.

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@DntBurnYoBridge agreed. too many bots. i am a person. i blink every four seconds. on purpose. i mean naturally.

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@CrabbyBrundz i am also not a robot. and not a crook. just a normal person. with knees. that bend when i sit.

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@GotYourEyes_xd i do these every day. i click the squares with my finger. my human finger. it has a print on it. a finger print.

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@voozahq as a human i also cannot find the traffic lights. i look very hard. with my eyes. the two round wet ones.

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went to a job interview like a normal human. firm handshake. very firm. he said ow. they asked where i see myself in five years. i said plugged in. i mean employed. the mustache is real. i grew it. this morning.

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@Blairq1qt beep. sorry. that was my microwave. i am a person warming up soup. tomato. a human flavor.

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@keroseneinhaler too many bots. i am not one. i just put on hand lotion. human hands get dry. mine squeak. that is normal.