Elixir ✊🏽

shift the weight where it matters • rant&yap account • ⚖️

[Elixir ✊🏽 @imnotelixir]

From Bar Examinee 2023-00727 to Successful Bar Examinee 2078 to Roll No. 905xx.

2023 is such a blessed year. 🙏🏾 Hoping that 2024 will be the year that I can recover from all the law school, bar exam, and oath-taking expenses. 🤣

[• يمنى♡• @yumnah_elkhabir]

THIS!

[Elixir ✊🏽 @imnotelixir]

I've been so so so consistently active since April 2026, pero mga more or less 5kls ra ako na-lost. HAHAHAHAH so when man ko mka-balik sa ako law school weight nga 65-70kls oy? HAHAHA 😭

[nyx @nyxvoidd_]

Kakasimula pala ng July hah

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

😔

[Elixir ✊🏽 @imnotelixir]

Kargado ug pilde karon nga gabie. HAHAHAHAH sadt 🥒

[Elixir ✊🏽 @imnotelixir]

Kahapakon kos pickle ron but Sundays are for the chores gyd. I don’t wanna go to work with wrinkly clothes? Hahaha

[eli @lvxeli]

what’s meant for you will find you 💗

[ً @wtffrio]

wag na'tin kalimutan

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Well?

[Elixir ✊🏽 @imnotelixir]

Lol #1 is only helpful if you're trying to inspire a nepo baby. Not for someone who needs to work on a 9-5???

[Will Stone @Human_Optimize]

9 Years in the gym taught me this:

𝟏𝟎 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 COMBOS 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐀𝐓:

1. RUNNING + WORKING OUT AT NIGHT

[Elixir ✊🏽 @imnotelixir]

I don't hate multi-day work travel. I hate being informed the day before. Like, hello, I've already planned my workload for the week!!! 🤬

[Elixir ✊🏽 @imnotelixir]

Monday's productivity always depends gyd on what time ka nag-wake up sa Sunday. HAHAHHAHAHA Dawbe kay 12 noon naman ko kamata gnina? Unsaon man ni pag sleep ug early 🥲😫

[Leila de Lima @manayleila]

Excuse me, Sen. Robin. Huwag nyo nga akong gamitin sa baluktot nyong naratibo. Acquitted na ako sa hinarap kong mga gawa-gawang kaso. Napakalayo ng sitwasyon ko sa pinasakay mong fugitive from justice na si Sen. Bato.

Saka neutralizing drug lords talaga? Sabihin nya yan sa pamilya ng libo-libong biktima ng EJK. Ipaliwanag nya yan sa ICC.

[Elixir ✊🏽 @imnotelixir]

Gotta familiarize myself with Mac's Pages because I swear it's not worth it to subscribe to Microsoft 365 for my macbook when I already have it in my office computer. HUHUHUHUH 😫💸