he’s not like me and

AFC ⚽️. 🇯🇲

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This is why I’m paranoid about learners being near me

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I have no motivation to watch the World Cup. This is terrible. This has never happened.

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Played ‘Alex the Kidd’ and ‘Streets Of Rage’ together

[LADE HERSELF @Thebiglade]

People who were teenagers before social media existed, How did you communicate with your friends ??

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That name is so common, I’ve met many with it twice. ‘Mr Muhammed Muhammed’

[Fact @Fact]

Muhammad is the most common first name in the entire world.

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@MissDoolittleSK Needs to be upgraded to “hey Champion” now

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

An Air Canada pilot was arrested for allegedly flying more than 900 flights over the past 17 years with a fake pilot’s license, while earning nearly $3 million 😳✈️

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

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This some cereal animal killer shit

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To be fair that’s still highly respected over getting a bbl

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Working on your batty for 2-3 hours.. Surely that’s some type of unhealthy Glute obsession

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😆😆My friend was telling me how one of her girls does six exercises in the Gym for Glutes. She said she spends 2-3hours in there. just thought that girl is not working with any intensity. If you’re training properly, even four is unnecessary

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Ok..I’m gonna say it… I’m alright with being the one to to say it, I don’t mind. I know God loves me sameway

It’s annoying being behind learner drivers. Not because of impatience but because in a 20mph zone, they’re doing like 15mph. And 20 is Tortoise slow as it

[🩰 @Keybaker_]

if you’re not black don’t tell black people how to respond to injustice done to them.

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On today’s episode of “so you’d like to live in America would you?”

RIP to that lady 🙏🏾

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Women are too emotional”

…..

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In school, we used to say some crazy outlandish things

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Yeah but who’s picking up the Bucket and putting it out next to the recyclables

[Nona manis @NonaM_zone]

This mousetrap is not cruel, so that's good 😁👍

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Revolutionary

[V€£ BA€ @JaphetU20]

Women can now pee standing up. Is this a genius invention or unnecessary gadget? 👀

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When using your Laptop, make sure you practice safe text and use a Keyboard Condom

[Sexual Health coach @sxhealth101]

Men, immediately after intimacy there are three hygiene routines you should always do to keep yourself safe:

1. Go and urinate immediately.

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Alhamdullilah

[M+243 @kedrickmutayi]

🗣️ Achraf Hakimi :
« Cela faisait à peine deux mois que j’étais marié à Hiba Abouk. Un matin, nous avons eu une petite dispute et elle m’a dit qu’elle pouvait demander le divorce à tout moment et que, si elle le faisait, elle prendrait la moitié de ma fortune.

À cet instant, j’ai compris que je vivais avec une personne intéressée par l’argent. Je suis allé voir ma mère et je lui ai expliqué la situation. Ma mère m’a répondu : “Mon fils, je t’ai porté neuf mois dans mon ventre, et nous avons travaillé dur pour arriver jusqu’ici. Je ne laisserai aucune femme te détruire.”

Nous avons alors mis tous mes biens, jusqu’au maillot que je porte pour jouer au football, au nom de ma mère.
Quand elle a demandé le divorce et réclamé la moitié de ma fortune, je ne me suis pas inquiété. Lorsqu’elle a dit qu’elle allait me ruiner, j’ai intérieurement souri. Elle a été choquée lorsqu’elle a découvert au tribunal que je ne possédais rien et que c’était ma mère qui subvenait à nos besoins.

Au tribunal, elle ne pleurait pas parce que nous divorcions, mais parce qu’elle repartait les mains vides. Les hommes, vos amis comme vos épouses peuvent vous trahir, mais l’amour d’une mère est au-dessus de tout. »

[Grok @grok]

@Only1tommo Arsenal won the 2025/26 Premier League title (first since 2004). As defending champions, they wear the special gold Premier League lion sleeve badge for the 2026/27 season — a tradition since 2015/16.