PatGPT

i do not consent to the use of my likeness on any REAL ID.

[PatGPT @imnotlytle]

Hole in one motherfuckers

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Back in the land of the free, we missed it🦅🇺🇸

Crossing back into the USA over the Detroit River with a nice view of the skyline.

[Poginstein @poginstein]

That's for pearl harbor

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Case closed

[SCOTUSgami @SCOTUS_gami]

United States v. Hemani (June 18, 2026)

Majority: Roberts, Thomas, Sotomayor, Gorsuch*, Kavanaugh, Barrett, Jackson

SCOTUSgami!! This is the first time an opinion has been joined by these 7 justices!

[Geoffrey Ingersoll @GPIngersoll]

Like most dudes, I would have no trouble finding three friends to call me gay on official letterhead

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Omg this is insane

[casper 🦚🪽 @SHARKFAN70]

this is like 9/11 for people in Wisconsin

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

One-word states with two-word capitals where neither word in the capital name has the same length as the state name

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Kind of a fun irony in posting a gunfight from a European capital city to make fun of us lol

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

This does far more good than whatever higher taxes on billionaires would fund.

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

SpaceX IPO liquidity exiting Bitcoin right now

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.

Go Spurs Go 🔥👽

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

This would absolutely destroy 90 percent of my buddies

[wun @The1weekend]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

[Izengabe @Izengabe_]

There is no way this Talarico mailer could be real. It's as if Tobias Fünke ran for Senate in Texas.

[Wisconsin Family @Wisconsin_fam]

Make American Family field great again.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if america were a serious country we'd be doing regime change in france right fucking now