Sarabeth Yglesias

Rikki Tikki Taco

[Sarabeth Yglesias @imnotsaradeath]

A conversation in which everyone is talking but nobody is listening

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Why didn’t anyone warn me you shouldn’t watch #LoveIsBlind alone. I need someone to FREAK OUT WITH.

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My favorite part of flying is the deep but disorienting sleep that happens between takeoff and the in-flight beverages

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Martha’s Countey Bakery is my new favorite dance hall

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The new client services woman just called me “Little Bear” as she walked out and I kind of love it. Feel free to address me as such going forward.

[Sarabeth Yglesias @imnotsaradeath]

Sometimes, when I stand really close to the edge of the subway, I get a little nervous about how easy it would be for someone to just push me over

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“Because time is the one irreplaceable human asset, the promise of immediacy is an almost irresistible lure.” Damn, who is mixing research with poetry at PWC?

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“There is, after all, no reason to do research unless you are willing to be surprised.” - from a delightfully introspective PWC research report

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If 5G will help me consistently connect to the office printer then I am here for it. Bring on the FUTURE.

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“Return things to Target” is perpetually on my list of to-dos

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“Maybe I need a big fake plant” #overheardattarget

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I never thought I would feel this way but... adult-onset allergies are making me reconsider my love affair with nature

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Don't get me wrong, I love a good puppy snuggle. But where is the tipping point on dog-friendly offices???

[Sarabeth Yglesias @imnotsaradeath]

I'm trying this thing when people ask "how are you?" where I tell people how I really am and I think it's making some people regret asking.

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Finally watched #SaltFatAcidHeat and wowwww I feel emotional. There’s history and love and purpose. I want more messy dinner parties in my life.

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Phish is actually Raffi for adults. I need a study on how many phish fans listened to Raffi as children.

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FRAAAAARRRRRG #FRAARG

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles

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Really feeling superior while my roommate’s cat watches me wrap presents #thankyouthumbs

[Sarabeth Yglesias @imnotsaradeath]

“It’s cold” is my current excuse for near constant indulgence in sweet treats/eating out/heavy drinking #happyholidays

[Sarabeth Yglesias @imnotsaradeath]

Thanksgiving is great for things like taking too many old Christmas decorations you’ll never use from grandma and finding out from your uncles there’s a Google chrome extension that changes the word “Millennial” to “Snake People” #Thankful