Emma Swan

Mother by day, savior by night. Just call me Emma. [ Roleplay account ]

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

Wow. Haven’t been on in a while. I guess tweeting doesn’t really fit in with the Savior lifestyle...

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

Trying to organize a barbeque with a family from the Enchanted Forest…this should be interesting. #Happy4th

[Emma Swan @theswanduckling]

Some times I wonder why Storybrooke looks like it's stuck in the 80's. Then I remember time was stuck for 28 years. #oldschooltown

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

@manwithacode Shit. Shit, Killian. Okay, coming home now. Get the windex. Ah, bottle of blue stuff under the sink. #tryingnottobepissed

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

@PirateCaptnHook It is not a problem! #amiindenial #nointerventionpls

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

Out of hot cocoa…Not ready for the odd looks of the bag girl when I buy five boxes. #saviorproblems

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

@manwithacode …No. Killian no. Tell me you put the top on while you were blending it. #ificomehometofruitonthewalls #iswear

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

OMG what, is it my birthday or something?

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

Pancakes or eggs? The age-old question.

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

@PirateCaptnHook What, you already knew it? Were you holding out on me?!

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

Milk instead of water in hot chocolate. Omg. #whoneedsmagic #thisisallIneed

[Emma Swan @theswanduckling]

I'm gonna go hide before Hook notices what's missing. (; #letsplaywheresswanwiththehook #swanisout

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

@theswanduckling Totally not laughing. Not laughing at all. #atleastyoudonthavetodeal #withthesepinchyshoes #imeanwhyaretheypointed

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

@manwithacode Hmmm yes. So then I can bring home the corresponding amount of hot chocolate.

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

@theswanduckling …On second thought, call him a lizard. He’ll love it, really. #thenIcangetsomepeace

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

@theswanduckling I’ve dealt with it my whole life. You can chill for a few days. #cantlivewithoutrfrillydresses #ortenperfumes #yourhardlife

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

@manwithacode …Dare I ask HOW you did that? #nopromises #thatIwontlaugh

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

@theswanduckling You’re supposed to be me. #actlikeit #beforeyoublowourcover

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

@theswanduckling Don’t call him that. He WILL turn you to stone for a few hours if you do. #notevenjoking #anddontcallhimpapa

[Emma Swan @imnotthesavior]

@theswanduckling He gets like that. Just...throw some straw at him. #canwetalkaboutallthesefreaksintightsthough
#wherethehellareyouliving