Chief Imo Micah

Renewable Energy Developer, Automobiles, Pan-African

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

All the judges I’ve known from when I was a child own homes. My panel beater owns a house in Ikorodu, my security man is building in Benue. If a judge can’t afford a decent home with his legally earned income then we have a problem. This is a blatant misuse of public resources.

[Prof™ @OOlusore]

This is one of the many reasons why Hospitals like UCH are not properly funded.

(Houses built for Judges)

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

That’s why you carry passengers on the road and use that money to support your fueling.

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

If Ajah to Obalende is #1500
So to and fro is #3000 daily.
#3000 x 6 days. ( Mon-Sat) = #18,000

#20,000 will get you 16 Ltr of fuel.

Please will 16 litres of fuel be enough to go from Ajah to Obalende to and fro for 6 days? 😂😂

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

This is masterclass 101 on becoming an old taker.

[URGLY GRAMM🍃 @UrglyGramm]

$1m x 1400= 1.4billion naira
House for Ikoyi 400m
Furnitures 100M
Gwagon 300M
Wrangler 70M
Toyota Hilux 50m
Jewelries 50M
One big frozen foods store for Ikorodu /Ajah 130M
Family 100M
Available: 200M

Guy I’m made for life, even my papa village ppl can’t catch me lol👌..

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

I’m still trying to understand why the man who isn’t president gets more criticism than the man who has been running the country for three years and whose party has been in power for the previous eight years, with him serving as its national leader. It simply does not make sense.

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

This Rufai thinks too much of himself, but atleast president Tinubu will attend the presidential debate organized by NEDG or BON right? This silly Rufai won’t be asking bigoted and stupid questions there. We have to bring sanity to our media and broadcasting space.

[AJE @Riddwane]

All presidential candidates have other open platforms to freely choose to air their objectives. It doesn’t have to be yours.

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

Every adult above 18 is better than Tinubu

[Mukhtar @muky_zanna]

How is this man better than Tinubu???

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

The funny thing about having think pieces about private citizens aspiring for leadership when you currently support Tinubu is you’ll look irredeemably stupid. Mic-licking, question delegating, statistics we go chop, I just want to dance Tinubu? Let Tinubu show up for a debate.

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Saying you will generate, transmit and distribute 10k MW of electricity in 4 years is a lot of commitment. The sort that’d cost you upwards of $30b. That you saw it in Egypt and Indonesia won’t make it cheaper. If it did, I saw it in Germany in 2016, it still isn’t cheaper.

When you are asked how? The answer cannot be “just trust me”. This is not, “I love you. I’ll be there for you” stuff. Even that comes at a cost. Love isn’t free.

In separate interviews with Seun Okinbaloye and Rufai Oseni, @PeterObi has refused to answer how.

Because he doesn’t know how. And if he ever does learn how, he still won’t admit what it would take to get those 10k MW into homes. He doesn’t have it in him to utter uncomfortable truths.

His entire political identity since The Platform platformed him is governance as goody-goody. Governance without cost. Governance without painful decisions. Politics of Lamba. Governance of castles in the sky. The governance he couldn’t practise as governor. Because it doesn’t exist.

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

Thinking that a majority of Nigerians will wake up on Election Day, shower and queue up on an empty belly to vote Tinubu is pure delusion and arrogance, and that arrogance is only fueled by rigging, vote buying and how compromised INEC will be in favour of Tinubu nothing else.

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

N1m suggests you don't want to risk anything. Start from N10m. Ready when you are. We will do two. 1. He won't win. 2. He won't finish 2nd.

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

You never even tell am say our National security adviser call the terrorist them “Our brothers”.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

Even me way no get shishi, mechanic dey come carry car go fix send me bill, or them come house fix, then later send me bill. Dino dun show the mechanic shege, baba no want risk am again.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Dino Melaye gateman no fit afford to sort 3k for mechanic to come service his cars…. Says the kind of people Nigerian politicians are💔💔

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

Container dun land!

Preorder your Brand new and Foreign used (Tokunbo) cars and get it delivered to your doorstep within 6 to 8 weeks.

#AutocityNG

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

What’s a singer using sex appeal for?

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Leemao. This babe has zero sex appeal.

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

Won’t necessarily be illegal, but to get this rich you’d definitely do something unethical and that’s perfectly fine because life isn’t fair.

[alexei @alexeixbt]

how billionaires are gathering for the f1 weekend in monaco and you're talking about being realistic

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

Neighborhood kid: Uncle good evening

Me: Big man, how you dey?

Uncle ke

[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

Neighborhood kid: Uncle good evening

Me: Howfar bad boy .

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

Gave the chef a sienna, a functional car for his profession. Impressive

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

Nigerian Billionaire E-Money gifted a car worth 25M naira to his security & also gifted his chief chef a car worth 30M naira 😳🙆‍♂️🔥

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

You entered a store, how does the attendant know you can’t afford what they sell? I’m curious

[Nas. @Nsr__7]

The condescension from Nigerian sales attendants in high end stores always makes me chuckle, both of us no fit afford am no worry. 😂

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

Banking on poverty and illiteracy to buy votes and rig elections in the name of grassroots politics is not strategy, it is wickedness and a clear sign of contempt for the country and its people.

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

If anyone should ask you why Obi deserves his or her vote instead of Tinubu, tell the person that Tinubu should come on live TV and debate his ideas with Obi simple. Strategist way dey dodge presidential debate na coconut head him get.

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

One mad person fit come talk say you don’t have to use gas but firewood.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

To fill up gas cylinder now go cost you 50% of minimum wage, tell me how that thing take make sense. Where else in the world does this happen?

[Chief Imo Micah @imomicah]

The governor of Nigeria’s richest state and also an APC controlled state couldn’t get a CSP to call his boss in an APC led federal government, yet you expect an opposition governor to coordinate the rescue of kidnap victims? On security, the buck stops at the president’s table!

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

When bandits were terrorising us in Kwara, we saw how our Governor was running up and down and we still called him out. He never even for once blamed the President or played politics with it. Even the Eruku worshipers that were later freed, it took the combined efforts of both the state and federal government to get them out.

Oyo State Governor should learn from Governor of Kwara; stop being irresponsible and do the needful. He can play politics later when his people are out of kidnappers’ den.