Stuart Northcott

Just an average bloke with nothing interesting to say. Views here are entirely my own, and may not reflect my current thinking as knowledge continually grows.

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

It seems I'm not the only one who thinks @KFC_UKI are the pits in Colchester. They got my order wrong so many times I stopped going. https://t.co/koVF0NAJuT

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

@eonenergyuk All I want to do is find the cost of your EV tariff options on your website, but that appears impossible since I just get shown 2 standard contracts after being told I qualify 🤷‍♂️

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

I have a strong dislike for people do this to kids.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

This is hilarious 😂

[Just T.J. the Army Vet @thomas_garrard]

I just heard a sentence that completely wrecked me. “One day you will bury your father. On that day, you will realize that you lost the only man that wanted to see you do better than him.” My dad left me with one instruction. Take care of my mom. The love of his life. He left this world hoping he had raised enough of a man to do that. I have kept my vow to my dad, even on days that I feel I fail him. Dads are so important. I miss mine.

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

@signal_city @Glinner @sdunne45 I forgot that. Sorry.

Oh FFS!

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

@vince_white @fesshole Cassette players are coming back into fashion with the kids. Sounds like you need to go out and treat yourself 👍🏻

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

@vince_white @fesshole Only the cases and inlays were on the shop floor, the cassette/vinyl/CDs were kept behind the counter.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Seriously

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

I think she's right.

[Valyrian Fire 🐉 @turtledumplin]

Our side lost because of the intolerance of the tolerant left. If you don’t see that, then we will keep losing.
People didn’t vote for Trump, they voted against you.
They voted against your “if you don’t agree with me then you’re my enemy” mentality.
They voted against your need to have an echo chamber or risk being canceled.
They voted against being attacked for a difference in opinion.
They voted against being called pedos, racists, homophobes, Nazis simply for disagreeing with you.
They voted for the right to keep YOU out of decisions for their children.
They voted against having to walk on eggshells for fear of offending someone.

I don’t care who I piss off by saying this, step out of the tunnel vision and have a civil conversation with folks and take responsibility for your part in pushing people, who are on the fence, to vote against you.

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

@fesshole Only made it to Deadly 😕

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

Will we be seeing you make an apology to Martyn Blake @SadiqKhan?

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

Finally out of contract and able to switch from @EE to @SMARTYMobileUK and save £70 on my monthly mobile bill for a phone I've already paid off. No more in contract price increases for me!

[Austen Allred @Austen]

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

Same shit, different shitters.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"This is not a transparency issue."

Foreign Secretary @DavidLammy defends Sir Keir Starmer who is facing an investigation over a possible breach of parliamentary rules after a Labour donor paid for some of his wife's clothes.

#TrevorPhillips https://t.co/xItZsH7tea

📺 Sky 501

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

Check out my latest article on LinkedIn where I discuss how what you deliver may not be used how you intended, why this may happen, and what you can do about it.
https://t.co/jh2xHK9yY8

#lookingForWork

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

@SteJamBot @fem_mb @SallyJamesterf @Scienceofsport If you're colourblind then dark mode may make it harder to recognise what colour you can see (different types of colourblind so not a universal factor)

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

Check out my latest article: The Pros and Cons of Micromanagement https://t.co/K1tlZGG6Y0 via @LinkedIn

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

@MeMyselfOnline @DreyfusJames Always try to keep my partner or children away from the road side of the pavement. Amazed when I see parents with young children next to the road.

My partner still finds it strange that I take the road side, but I'd rather be hit by a car than her.

[Stuart Northcott @imorital]

@DreyfusJames I hate it when in the walking situation and try to get out of it even in daylight. We think "please don't go down the same road as I need to" and "am I acting more strangely by trying to not look like I'm following you". I have pretended to be on a call, does that help?