(The) Manny Heffley

I will not be televised. Homeowner, trilingual, future Olympian, 4x Bitter Apple Spray Customer of the Year. he/him (Parody account)

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

You know what the most messed up part of it all is?
I MEANT to put that cookie in the disc drive.

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@ItzThomas5 @FranklinHeffley Takes one to know one

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@FranklinHeffley Don't even think about it.

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@HeffleyRoderick Did you have to do it in my bed?

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@helen Why the fuck was this recommended to me? I don’t give a shit.

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@HeffleyRoderick I'll just eat your new pair like I did your old pair, so why bother?

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@FranklinHeffley Shut the fuck up you'll blow my cover

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@HeffleyRoderick Don’t act like I haven’t caught you with your dick in a bag of M&Ms multiple times

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@HeffleyRoderick Hell yeah I do

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@RowleyJ57441959 I agree

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@HeffleyRoderick Don’t get any bright ideas

[Errol Webber @ErrolWebber]

@realDonaldTrump Donald J. Trump is, in many ways, the first black President.

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@hondadeal4vets @Leland99 Well fuck you too

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@chirag_guptalol based

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@RodrickIsGay lol get fucked

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@FakeGregHeffley @SmolEggOfficial Gonorrhea is a government hoax. Just like birds.

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@chirag_guptalol He stole that idea from me

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@MomHeffley Ploopy stuffed me into his pants. Smelled like shit in there. Because there was shit in there.

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@nocontxwimpykid i pushed him lmfao

[(The) Manny Heffley @ImOwnwyThwee]

@FranklinHeffley I wish they hadn't done that while I was in the room. It really ruined the other gay porn I was watching.