Lauren

[Lauren @impish_lei]

@ammalusty They are evil. Good riddance

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Remember 2 days ago when it was warm and we all had the will to live? God I miss that

[Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig]

JACK HUGHES TRADED TEETH FOR GOLD AND GLORY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 AMERICAN PATRIOT 🫡

[Coach Aaron @vettepassby35]

Women putting in parlays and having to shovel their own cars out. We in dark times for real.

The book of revelations

[Lauren @impish_lei]

@chaser_bait I call the noises from inside our walls and ceilings the “wall creatures” but my husband just keeps calling them a problem.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that people will die if you put a giant glowing distraction like that right on the side of a highway filled with Maryland drivers

[Lauren @impish_lei]

It’s so cool how the new IOS has basically made my phone non functional

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

you look like you enjoy going on cruises (derogatory)

[ٰ @daergp]

if you start reading books again you will feel at least a little better. i promise

[Lauren @impish_lei]

taylor and travis engaged im screaming

[Lauren @impish_lei]

@theashleyray @amelia_erinnn @munkeling @TheWapplehouse I donated last year. I gave myself trigger shots to pull my stem cells into my blood and then it was just like giving blood. That’s how they do it 90% of the time now, not surgery. I celebrated with beers the same night.

[Lauren @impish_lei]

Selling a vans warped dc ticket & not a bot lol!! Dm me

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

When someone is rude to you, instead of quickly retaliating you should pause to consider the personal struggles they may be going through, the emotional hardships that could be causing them such pain. THAT’S their weak point. THAT’S what you need to exploit when you strike back.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

person who is definitely not in crisis: yeah i think i wanna go to ireland soon

[Lauren @impish_lei]

@Zoe_alec My life is empty post hing wah II

[Lauren @impish_lei]

been a mark Andrews hater from day 1

[Lauren @impish_lei]

ios18 is so fucking bad

[Lauren @impish_lei]

@VansWarpedTour Just got tickets for DC after an hour and fifteen minutes

[Lauren @impish_lei]

@VansWarpedTour I’m going to off myself

[Lauren @impish_lei]

@iichliwp0w3r god saves his worst tummy aches for his strongest soldiers qween