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lucky!

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

I’m about to be the first passenger on a flight to get a DUI

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[rach @rachverbs]

@qumbology Your mom

[rach @rachverbs]

Type A friend just sent me a Gmail invite to my own party that I'm throwing at my own house

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Oh man. Artemis II accidentally hit a giant trampoline and now it's headed right back into space. Not good. Not good at all.

[ronny @7beautifulsoul]

they had to put me on mood stabilizers because my intuition was too strong

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

does anyone else doesn't feel good

[ً @cryst6ls]

#RealMusic https://t.co/r9cwkEl9PP

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

when my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold dark earth. no grave can hold my body down. i’ll crawl home to her…

[rina @urrrinal]

just came back from my walk and i was right bout everything

[☻ @qumbology]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you're the grandpa who ate paint

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

so pick up that phone and start yapping!!

[natasha @tashteshtish]

i hate when you leave your phone on the side and it brings up that red evil clock

[: @sn0oozey]

I’m divinely protected. Which is why I never get laid

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

you can tell a person’s in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “literally nothing is ever your fault”

[SEX @kakesus]

doing a line of hope & manifestations