impossiblecaleb

[impossiblecaleb @impossiblecale1]

I took the #VowOfTheDiscipleQuiz on grandmaster and scored a #Flawless 135 out of 135! It took me 185.679 seconds.

Try the quiz yourself at: https://t.co/irQs6MEfL2

[beep @1borzoigaming]

geologists uncover earth's greatest mystery

[Good Work @goodworkmb]

pulling a CRAZY RARE business card

[PCエンジン SUPER CD-ROM² 専用 悪魔城ドラキュラX 血の輪廻 1993 秋 発売予定 @robinemimimmi]

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“paracelsus what do i do?”

“kill them all.”

[bleps!🔜MGPLX @blepsssss]

"man my head always hurts and i always feel dizzy and i have slight hallucinations despite not having a family history of schizophrenia"
The humble black mold behind the bookshelf that i constantly sit near:

[mochi @mokidoucette]

isn't it fucking great to play the hit mmorpg where you can play every class available? (you can play all of them but gearing them fucking sucks donkey dick so you're realistically only play one or two for high end content until it's out of the rotation)

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The DoorDash guy forgot my drink so I imprisoned him within a soul gem

[Agnes Tachyon @AggyTachyon]

Sometime I dip the Tachylings in and watch them scream

[ryla @eiryla]

ranged players when you tell them they have to do a "mechanic"

[Yaro @__Yarro__]

@Oktolyn I have mastered the art of industrialized slaughter. The majority of valley IV is nothing but turrets. Even Maginot line pales in comparison. I have completely eradicated any form of wildlife and LBs are now referred to only in the past tense.

And Perlica is right, I am a hero.

[mochi @mokidoucette]

can confirm, had him in one of my m11s pfs

[Sindalf @Sindalf]

As we're going into a new patch with brand new mechanics and content I want to remind everyone that FFXIV is rated T for teen (13+). It's a game made for literal children. You are an adult and its unacceptable to be messing up any mechanics designed for a middle school student.

[ryla @eiryla]

arcadion heavyweight savage

[dive @tokiyo2k]

reze hypothetically going to school in japan for some reason

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

HOLY SHIT STAY FOR THE POST CREDIT SCENE

[pab1o @pab1ops]

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[Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe]

Easily the best cokelike

[just a squeak @silentrat_7]

IT LOOKS EVEN FUNNIER BAKED
I LOVE MY LAPPDUMB COOKIE

[machi 🍤 🔜 ANYC @machipachi1901]

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I chose the Magician card as Yoru utilizes creation and manipulation to cause harm.