evelyn ✨

chaos monster, crybaby, goddess | ❤️ nature, philosophy, curiosity, kindness | what makes me weird makes me ✨magic✨

[evelyn ✨ @impossiblemess]

@TheAuthorGuy Cognitive Dissonance podcast. Become a patron and one of the hosts records an audio version of each indictment. That's how I've read each one.

[evelyn ✨ @impossiblemess]

"It takes a village" does not mean you get to unwillingly recruit whoever you want into your "village"

[evelyn ✨ @impossiblemess]

It's funny how people being uncomfortable with my being childfree has shifted over the years

It used to be "don't you want a kid!?"

Now it's "don't you want to help out with MY kid!?*

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Like, surprise surprise, I opted out of having kids because I am not interested in much interaction with kids - imagine that!

Just because my hands are empty of kiddos and I'm nearby does not make me childcare

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@420DayFiance I think "mom songs" really only covers this awful "I Hope You Dance" song bc the lyrics are from the POV of a mom wanting her kid to be happy. Basic Midwest moms LOVE dedicating this song to their kids. Outside of this song I don't think it's much of a thing.

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[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

For 14 years, Vincent Price served on the Indian Arts & Crafts Committee to promote the economic development of Indigenous artists. He established the first creative writing award for Indigenous students, and insisted on using his interview with Johnny Carson to read their poems.

[evelyn ✨ @impossiblemess]

My dog's namesake, ladies and germs

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

I will never be able to get over these photos of a very delighted Vincent Price spending an entire afternoon trying to place a cat on top of Peter Lorre's head.

[evelyn ✨ @impossiblemess]

@sasponella Don't you dare besmirch Lauryn Hill

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@dog_rates Say hello to Vincent Price

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@JustinRoiland This ain't it, bro. Do some self reflection. Being "cancelled" is not a thing. It's called accountability.

[evelyn ✨ @impossiblemess]

@JasonKPargin Oh nooooooooooooooo

The minute someone whines about getting "cancelled," they lose all credibility with me.

[evelyn ✨ @impossiblemess]

Big Sailor Moon energy

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

an axe with heart-shaped holes in the blade, japan, 14th century

[evelyn ✨ @impossiblemess]

@ThePlanetaryGuy Water??

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So great to be geeking on a random Shakespeare podcast and here comes @TheAuthorGuy with a little ad bumper ❤️

(Those books were amazing, give me more)

[evelyn ✨ @impossiblemess]

@BenKearns6 Same

[evelyn ✨ @impossiblemess]

@TheAuthorGuy I'm loving these affirmations, they get me through

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Every month on @womensart1 is #WomensHistoryMonth ♀ ❤

[evelyn ✨ @impossiblemess]

I followed the Instagram of a witchy content creator I've liked for years, and she immediately started blowing up my DMs with sales pitches. Had to block her to get peace. And her content is cool! Ugh. So disappointing.

[evelyn ✨ @impossiblemess]

@shivvy @InhailerRadio @woxy NO FUCKING WAY