𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪

◟ 🏔️ ⸝⸝ 𝐁𝙻𝚄𝙴 𝐑𝙸𝙳𝙶𝙴 𝐂𝙰𝚁𝙰𝚅𝙰𝙽 𝐂𝙾． ┈┈┈┈┈┈ ⠀ ⠀ ‧₊「 𝗧͟𝗥͟𝗨͟𝗧͟𝗛͟ ͟𝗦͟𝗘͟𝗘͟𝗞͟𝗘͟𝗥 」⠀——— ⠀𝘊𝘙𝙔𝙋𝙏𝘐𝘋 𝙃𝙐𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘙

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

https://t.co/lb1Tt8btPE

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

Coyote running rampant @GavinNewsom , tried to kill me, police did not even show up

[* ‍ 𝙻⌖𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙳 ‍ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ‍ 𝙻𖦹𝙰𝙳𝙴𝙳 ‍ . @lonexraiding]

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𝗂 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝗐 𝗎𝗉 𝙵𝙰𝚂𝚃, 𝗂 𝗀𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗂 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝗐 𝗎𝗉
𝙼𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾’𝗌 𝖺 𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌
𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗂 𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝗂 𝖺𝗂𝗇’𝗍 𝚂𝙴𝙴𝙽.
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[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

Though I guess I can.. ( Miming out a handshake. )
Cryptid hunter, and guard for Blue Ridge Caravan Co. Preeeeetty much all you gotta know about little ol’ me. Now *you, on the other hand— seem a hell of a lot more interesting!

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

Then I’ll *loudly continue to claim my observations are real! I’ve dedicated my life— well, most of it— to the seeking out and documentation of things just like this. Wouldn’t that make me a reliable source, Big Brother?

The name’s Aries. And— yeah, that’s why I didn’t offer. +

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

*Your confidence does not improve the quality of your observations. It merely makes them louder.*

*Fine. This is where humans... acknowledge one another, yes? A "meeting." Assigning significance to initial contact, identifying yourself. This is customary?*

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

For not only have I *seen Bigfoot… I’ve seen countless other cryptids, though He remains the most hidden from me.

Only a human man such as myself could properly seek out something like that. Thus—- a human man I am! Nice to uh… informally meet you. I’d shake your hand, but..

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

Atomic calibrators..? Emotional residue detectors? O’, flickering screen, whose eyes seek to tear right through me—— yet still, can’t see the man for what he is… let alone the elusive Sasquatch! You’re going about it all wrong, my technological friend. +

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

*/Please./ Anecdotal evidence is not evidence. I’ve scanned every square nanometer of this wasteland with my atomic calibrators and emotional residue detectors.*

*What I found? Radiation, lies, and one very confused bighorner wearing a trench coat.*

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

But I’ve seen him.

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

*Define "Bigfoot." A large, undocumented primate used to explain poor photographic skills? /Unlikely./*

*Humans fabricate creatures to rationalize the unknown. This is one such failure.*

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

@LEGIONSLAIN Thaaat's true.. Sounds like something The Brotherhood would say. Oh, look at me, so strong and imposing in my shining suit of steel! Who would dare raise a hand against my might?!

.. Guess, uh.. if the muties are causing trouble, then why not clear it-- right?

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

Not so bad, though. Feels like.. feels like something we can work with, y’know? Humanity’s real tenacious, after all.

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

Warlocks, Dark Ages..
Man, it sounds… sorry, I guess I shouldn’t say the end of your world sounds pretty awesome, huh.

( And yet, his brain runs wild. It reminds him of oh-so-many books he’s read, fantasies long since burnt into his head.
Though.. the Hunter before him +

[🂱 • 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 • 🂱 @AC30FHE4RTS]

Poetic? Huh…

Pretty sure the Warlocks called it the Dark Ages for a reason, very scary stuff. Not that I remember it well…lasted at least a few centuries.

And does it matter who did what?
The world basically ended.

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

is already a fantastical figure. Harsh lines of metal paneling, as opposed to the rounded bodies Aries is used to from Rob-Co.

… Oh, life surely is fantastic, isn’t it? How lucky he is to meet someone so unique. )

… but, yep! Up in smoke, or whatever we wanna go with. +

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

@LUClOLES Hibernation over, huh?

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

// i Need to bring back my vulpes so bad

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

// i love love love his voice Ripping my shirt off

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

( The proposition is made as if he’s only coming around to it—- but in truth… just beneath his skin, energy surges.
Someone wants to help him hunt? That’s a first. Everyone else brushes him off so easily! )

That is to say.. an extra hand would be *more than welcome, of course.

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

Damn. Who would’a guessed the giant turtle tastes like pork? Not me, that’s for sure.

( Mask firmly pressed down back into place, rasping voice muffled once more. )
I mean—- if you wanna try out blue devil, then we could probably track one down pretty easy. +

[゛𝐡eaven ‍ ‍ ‍ b𝖊side ‍ ‍ ‍ y𝐨u. @mojavemauled]

ogua. tastes like pork. (or that's what he thinks, at least... he hasn't tried blue devil though.) could make good burgers.

[𝓐𝑹͟𝑰͟𝑬𝑺 ִ ࣪ @impostersquatch]

An outpost of my company, actually.. gets attacked by one pretty often.

What say you and me… we head over.. ( Mimicking holding a rifle. ) Put a hole through its head.. and see if we can make some kind’a meal out of it? Might be worth our time. +