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Ask and you shall receive

[Coin Bureau @coinbureau]

BREAKING: Michael Saylor’s Strategy will give up to $1,250 to Trump Accounts.

Strategy will match the US government’s $1,000 newborn payment and add $250 each year.

Projections show that this could grow to around $19,000 by age 18.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇮🇶 Iraq shuts down the world's second-largest oil field, Rumaila, following the Strait of Hormuz closure.

[Whale Insider @WhaleInsider]

JUST IN: 🇦🇪 Emirates Airlines announces the operation of a limited number of flights starting from the evening of March 2.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Shoutout to @Ledger for bringing me all the way to Paris for Ledger OP3N it’s been an epic time 🙏

[D_G @improperEDC]

@TiffanyFong_ NFT

[FatMan @FatManTerra]

Good.

Let's do Do Kwon next.

[D_G @improperEDC]

@FatManTerra 🙏

[Coin Bureau @coinbureau]

What's up with the crypto markets? Well, our buddy at the Fed is at least partially to blame

[D_G @improperEDC]

@TiffanyFong_ @aaronbennett @coryswan K

[amin @amin_archive]

“Some of this decade’s greatest heroes will never be known, and some of its most beloved people are basically shams.”
— Sam Bankman-Fried

[FatMan @FatManTerra]

After months of being on the run from Interpol, Do Kwon didn't get caught because he got recognized... He didn't get caught because he was flagged in the database... He only got caught because whoever made his fake passport did a horrible job 💀 (h/t @dlnews @isabelhunter)

[D_G @improperEDC]

@FatManTerra No more walks no more malls

[D_G @improperEDC]

Uh

[⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯ @Cryptadamist]

"those fake passports? oh those are just for kindling. for fires, you see." - @stablekwon

[D_G @improperEDC]

@WatcherGuru Lolz

[FatMan @FatManTerra]

Just had a genius idea

Throw Do Kwon and SBF in the same maximum security prison - as roommates. Film a Netflix show about their wild and wacky adventures as they form an unlikely bond while adjusting to prison life together.

Use the profits to repay FTX and UST victims.

[quarankeeks @imfeelingsocial]

I truly feel that people who leave their dogs on their balcony for long periods of time don’t deserve to be dog owners.

[FatMan @FatManTerra]

Less than a year ago, Do Kwon was lounging in a luxurious Singaporean high-rise, eating delicious food, & mocking people who begged him to do the right thing and return the millions he stole.

Today, he's stuck in a cell for 30 days pending extradition.

Life comes at you fast.

[FatMan @FatManTerra]

He shilled a fake ecosystem built on spoofed transactions. He orchestrated a secret bailout and told the people it was the "strength of his algorithm". And when retail investors committed suicide, he made jokes at their expense.

May the full force of the law descend on Do Kwon.

[D_G @improperEDC]

@FatManTerra I love you