Bill Nance

Comedian. Writer. I hate coffee. Follow my thoughts at

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

DEI is the problem, they say. Meanwhile, their Education Secretary is mistaking AI for condiments.

[Bill Nance @ImprovrocksBill]

@elonmusk

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@ToneDigz Stay classy, American.
And fuck you and your stupid hat.

[Bill Nance @ImprovrocksBill]

@meganwillis I'm sick of hearing all National Anthems.

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@MAGAMichelleS69 @mpdnyc6 @gatewaypundit You R cute.

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@MAGAMichelleS69 @elonmusk @DOGE Hey. I like MAga. Can you show me your boobs? MaGa boobs?

[Bill Nance @ImprovrocksBill]

Let's do it again!

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Great idea. 💯

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump folded to Canada and Mexico within 48 hours.

Art of the deal, my ass.

[Bill Nance @ImprovrocksBill]

Elon Muskrat.
Hey. Free Speech, amiright?

[Bill Nance @ImprovrocksBill]

Extend the Canada Dental Care Plan to Cover Seniors Unable to Afford Private Plans https://t.co/w3FuyRsckZ via @CdnChange

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@JDVance

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@jordanbpeterson Is this

Supposed to be

A

Poem?

[Bill Nance @ImprovrocksBill]

Cass Elliot’s Death Spawned a Horrible Myth. She Deserves Better. https://t.co/9sXQkpg0xg

[Bill Nance @ImprovrocksBill]

@sagesteele Chose the PEDS guy, huh?

[Bill Nance @ImprovrocksBill]

@UltraDane It's on TikTok so not exactly an academic bastion of truth. Also she's sitting in front of a fire and speaking like she's on a podcast.
So probably a lie.

[Bill Nance @ImprovrocksBill]

Keep "The Runner" at the Belfry - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/6Y0g90MsDP via @CdnChange

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https://t.co/aLgueL7Add Beauty in downtown Victoria!

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Victoria City Council: Censure Susan Kim! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/rCJmSNbEtI via @CdnChange

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@Logically_JC Why? He wouldn't do that for anyone.

[Bill Nance @ImprovrocksBill]

For each dollar Barbie earns at the box office another lawn gets watered with an incel's tears. #Barbie