imraan paruk

[Logie Naidoo @DbnChaarou]

Always get one chootiya trying to swim in the beach water with jeans folded by the knee.

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

#Fraud #Alert
Be warned of fake accounts soliciting funds. Don't fall prey to #fraudsters. I DO NOT collect money.

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

Every day is a test. But always stay above the fray. Don't let it affect you. Ask the Almighty for strength & wisdom to handle all matters.

[imraan paruk @imraanparuk1]

@MarkhamSA Men's fashion blazer #R999.00 #picandwin

[IEC South Africa @IECSouthAfrica]

National Assembly seats: APC–1; PAC–1; AGANG SA–2; ACDP–3; AIC–3; COPE –3; UDM–4; VF Plus–4; NFP–6; IFP–10; EFF–25; DA–89; ANC–249.

[iPhone Tips @iPhoneTeam]

My iPhone is so much quicker after the iOS 7.1 update 😌

[Cynical. @CynicalAdvice]

Revenge is never the answer. Karma has a way of taking care of that shit for you.

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

These century-old selfies make Instagram look like a joke http://t.co/6k72e8P3UX

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

Set aside a time each day to seriously contemplate over the days deeds with the idea of increasing the good and decreasing the shortfalls.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I spent my entire life wanting to grow up and I just want to be a kid again.

RT if you just want to be younger again.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

No matter how old you are, or how badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you a toy phone....you answer that shit.

[𝕀𝕊𝕃𝔸𝕄𝕀ℂ 𝔽ℝ𝔼𝔼𝔻𝕆𝕄 🌐 @islamicfreedom]

Time with Allah is not time wasted. It's time invested!

[Aaqila @leftphalangeeee]

No matter how much you think you hate school, once you leave, you'll miss it.

[Ismail Paruk @Ismail_008]

"@Tsek_Bastard: SA Dr Evil aka Zuma"Nine hundred and thirty nine million three thousand and sixty thousand"" @zubzB

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

YOOOO i'm weak....

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Oh, you're trying to lay down in the car?