Muhammad Imran

Full time cigar kisser, keyboard whizzer, karate kick twister, intercontinental flitter with a heart full of blisters.

This is what I tweet about.

[Zherka @ZherkaOfficial]

This is the most disgusting and demonic way a man can make a living.

[Muhammad Imran @imranismadi_]

@jk_rowling It’s incredible how all of you are failing to see that JK Rowling put the apostrophes there to quote the person who ACTUALLY wrote this.

Illiterate idiots.

PS, #freepalestine 🇵🇸

[Muhammad Imran @imranismadi_]

To every single figure of authority out there: how do you expect me to care for your narrative, if you don’t can’t even care enough to look after yourself? Fat cunt.

[Muhammad Imran @imranismadi_]

Good and bad.

God and Satan.

The only two controversies I care for.

[Muhammad Imran @imranismadi_]

Forever grateful.

For the people who have come and gone.

For those I’ve loved and lost.

Grateful for the chances to show you I love you.

For the opportunity to seek forgiveness if I’ve wronged you.

You’ve shaped me into becoming the self I am today.

Alhamdulillah.

[Muhammad Imran @imranismadi_]

@fiqhonomics @lucymarionbrown @5Pillarsuk Truer words never spoken bro

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@lucymarionbrown @5Pillarsuk Wrong. In Islam, women are so revered that true muslims (like Khabib) show their respect for their personal space. The only precursor to having intimate relations like touch, is if they are married to them.

It is ultimate commitment. Lazy modern society today won’t understand.

[Muhammad Imran @imranismadi_]

The only way I would ever be jealous of another individual is if he were at a superior level of peace than I.

Better physique? Money to erase problems? Parents healthy?

I see that in another individual, it makes me want to work harder.

Positive jealousy.

[Muhammad Imran @imranismadi_]

The more you respect yourself, the less crazy you look in the eyes of society.

[Muhammad Imran @imranismadi_]

@TateTheTalisman what do you think: if Disney were smart they’d rerun Tate confidential on their streaming platforms and pay you a fine royalty, right?

[Xavier @xavierjp__]

“Brooooo I can’t believe our team lost the cup final 😡😭”

Mate

The players will go back to their lambos, Aston martins & Ferraris

The manager will go back to his penthouse and his Royce

The board will fly on their private jets to their Miami villas

Meanwhile you will waste the next 6 hours being upset because a ball wasn’t kicked into a net enough times

Stop getting distracted by the circus

[Akshay Dawra @IronSage_]

This is Thomas Seyfried.

He’s a professor of biology, who’s studied cancer for 30+ years.

His message? Cancer isn’t bad genes or bad luck—it’s damaged mitochondria.

This flips everything you’ve been told about how to treat & prevent cancer:

[Muhammad Imran @imranismadi_]

You have already won the argument at the first sign of disrespect.

They don’t respect it because they have not endured the amount of struggle you had to go through in order to understand it.

Never take disrespect personally, and you are at peace.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

This one never gets old 👏🏼 😂

[Muhammad Imran @imranismadi_]

@luqkiim Verstanden!

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How do I filter out the softcore pornography on my instagram discovery feed without unfollowing the dirty bastards I call my friends?

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Jews started labeling any resistance to Israel as “terrorists” in the 1970s and kept doing it until Americans were brainwashed into thinking Muslims are “the bad guys.”

[Muhammad Imran @imranismadi_]

If you can’t breathe in a position, you do not own that position.

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@Nighttrekker3 @LetsGoBrando45 The Quran is holy and beautiful. Nothing remotely similar to this satanic textbook.

[Brandon Taylor Moore @LetsGoBrando45]

What a legend! 🔥🔥🔥

This is the way.