@maiab Nearly 80% of the trouble I have when wrangling 2 under 2 is that they both want to be picked up at the same time - and it's always the worst moment.
CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly?
DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to
CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion?
DAD: No, son… we’re in sects
@EO_Nutrition@MetabolicHell Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Thiamine $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Some people treat doctors like they're psychics:
"Why am I describing my symptoms to you? You're the professional. You tell me what's wrong."
People don't even know what medication they're taking or what it does:
"Not my business - the doctor should know."