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cheesemonger with a heart of gold 🩷

[sal :3 @imsalfr]

if i had the box of pain from dune id put my cat in it because then my cat would feel excruciating pain !

[sal :3 @imsalfr]

@junebug_413 im sorry i was looking at his instagram and one of his DID personalities is the joker

[cabby @cabby]

it’s crazy how even in woke 1.0 it was never really discussed that playing and having fun makes you smile

[Terri @_Terricka]

Did yall hear about Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault to reveal images of biblical figures? They all black every single one.

[sal :3 @imsalfr]

@vixtorkinotime @grok remove all of this mans nerves from his body

[sal :3 @imsalfr]

people who use instacart have some nerve asking me for thin slices of deli meat. if you can’t come look me in my eyes i have no respect for you. that pound of thin turkey you ordered? its 3 thick slices. fuck you

[Tyler Lavin @lavi64719]

Just received the three thickest slices of deli turkey I’ve ever seen in my life in my instacart order when I specifically ordered 300 paper thin ones. Guess I’ll just drink 15 miller high lifes and watch internet porn on public transport instead of eating today.

[sal :3 @imsalfr]

@CumEatswood *BRAAAAP* oh boy looks like lunch didn’t agree with me!! 🤤 *BRAAAP BRAAAAAP FFFFT* oh gosh this never happens to me >.<

[lil anhedonia 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐀 @_depresbian]

this is how i feel talking to my friends who love and care about me

[Scott 👻👾 @maybe_scottx]

“Now you see, thats the type of of hijinks I’m looking to avoid”

[sal :3 @imsalfr]

@finngalkn she’s going the way of chud the builder i see

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@neonlazrbear Boil Him For Days And Days

[sal :3 @imsalfr]

yesterday i raised my voice at my cat for throwing up on both rugs and my bed and nancy’s selflessness when dealing with her ill pet has me feeling a lot of guilt this morning. i will be sure to give soup lots of love and kindness and hope she forgives me. thank you nancy

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

Nancy
Ernie Bushmiller 01.31.52

[sal :3 @imsalfr]

@neonlazrbear get even more sad because he almost never pukes :(. soup throws up like weekly at least

[sal :3 @imsalfr]

@rillsrillest what the fuck. my book where he gives her his yellow liquid and calls her hus toilet whote and also curdles her coffee with his special sauce is slated to come out in august. im fucking ruined

[sal :3 @imsalfr]

@TheEricGoldman i would murder carlos with my hands and feet for knoxvilles 11

[Brooke !! @tomupilled]

EHREN KILLED IN JACKASS 5

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@PillowVPillow @IVPvideos trust the plan

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@Tomfoolerybones @AsherahP0le i think its deleted but no way

[sal :3 @imsalfr]

MAKE IT STOP

[sal :3 @imsalfr]

instagram is almost exclusively giving me ads intended for people who were molested in juvenile correctional facilities and i dont know why or how to make it stop. i didnt go to juvie or get molested by guards