shan b.

open bars + three Michelin stars.

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Depression can look a lot like laughter and joking around if you want it to.

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Bud Light solved alcoholism faster than any other policy or program with one marketing decision.

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The neighbor behind us just told my husband that it’s inconsiderate to have a fire in your yard… can’t wait to have bonfires this summer.

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I’m over today.
Everything. Everyone.

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I can’t get a pay raise but Brittney Griner can get traded for a Russian arms dealer for knowingly breaking a law AND live a luxe life at the Super Bowl? Okay.

[shan b. @imsimplySHANNON]

Okay but Rihanna got that momma body!

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Pregnancy dreams are WHACK.

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I am not ashamed to announce that I just stress-ate a sleeve of Oreos 😋 yummmmmm

[shan b. @imsimplySHANNON]

“I’m gonna eat healthy for dinner.”
orders fried Chinese food. ✌🏻

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@Bl_man_ack @bschultzy @MLB @Cubs CLEVER 👩‍🚀

[shan b. @imsimplySHANNON]

Love waking up to a text saying I’ve been exposed to Covid. *clap* do *clap* not *clap* come *clap* near *clap* me *clap* if *clap* you *clap* are *clap* sick!

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Two years ago this week the world stopped spinning because of Covid, sooooo

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Two years ago this week, 18 million people were out of work needing unemployment benefits.

Today, that number is under 1.6 million – the lowest in decades.

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@bschultzy @Bl_man_ack @MLB @Cubs That would be a terrible idea.

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Anyone remember the song Hate Me by Blue October?

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Workplace drama got me like

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I survived today.
You survived today.
I’m proud of us.

[shan b. @imsimplySHANNON]

*goes to the store for one thing, leaves $108 dollars later*

[shan b. @imsimplySHANNON]

@McFleegle Yeah. You’re right. Yours is so cool.