opinotnated

Milennial word vomit. The sweet spot between cultural commentary and apocalyptic humor. Alcohol-free after 10 years of binge drinking.

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

If you watch COPS backwards it's just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

@redpillb0t Not a great look for the “cause,” ripping off one of your own

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

@redpillb0t It sounds like you’re fighting the same fight as the OP of this video yet you cropped out her IG handle (talia_likeitis). With a following like yours I hope you do the right thing and give credit to anyone whose content you steal and repost as your own.

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

These GLP-1 ads need to be more personal. Like, “do you want to finally have a summer where your knee don’t hurt when you do the wobble?”

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

“Organic non-toxic mattress suggestions?”

Ma’am. The planet is on fire and the microplastics in our bloodstream are laughing at us. Sleep on whatever lets you rest at night. For me, it’s my $300 Prime Day special.

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

Everyone is foaming at the mouth about a halftime show, meanwhile Ring just told us they will access all our networks and footage to search for “missing pets”. We’re ushering in a complete and total surveillance state and you’re mad someone sang a song in Spanish.

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

Forget deleting social media apps. I’m deleting the weather apps for my mental health 😂

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

People don’t realize that the people who ride hardest for them can become their biggest problem if things go sideways. I praised you, defended you, and brought others with me. You dropped the ball and fumbled the relationship, so I’ll be just as intentional about undoing that.

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

@BellaBaddie__ Common sense, healthy Americans, my libido

[blue @bluewmist]

your relationship with discipline changes so much when you shift doing things from shame to love. from ‘i have to clean’ to realizing i deserve to have a clean home. from ‘i need to work out’ to i deserve to have a healthy body. you deserve to have the best from yourself.

[blue @bluewmist]

one day, you'll realize that no one was really watching, and you could have done whatever you wanted.
i just hope you don't figure it out too late.

[blue @bluewmist]

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a lamborghini.

i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday.

sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.

so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.

spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.

that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

bro you will never rewatch that 7 minute video you took of fireworks just live in the moment

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

@emiliesposts She’s way too old for Ghislaine

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

I feel like knowing which TV shows to recommend to which people is an underrated and marketable professional skill.

Getting them to actually watch it (and like it), another.

Both of which I possess.

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

Happy 4th ‘winter of severe illness and death’ to all who are still alive to celebrate 🎉

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

You ok babe? You barely touched your 4th winter of severe illness and death

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

Almost 5k followers and zero engagement on this app. Do I even show up in your feed? Talk to me! Say something. “Hi, hey, you suck, your dad will never be proud of you…”anything.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

A hill I’m willing to die on: Nothing will improve your quality of life more than proximity to people you love. It’s worth more than any job will ever pay you.

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

I feel like my cat is always trying to tell me something important and I haven’t a clue what it is

[opinotnated @oPinotNated]

You won’t care who wins an election if you stop relying on your government to save, protect, or help you.

Many of us learned this lesson during the pandemic when people were forced to roll up their sleeves for an experimental vaccine to keep their jobs and feed their families.