em ♠️

mrs. poppe • some heathen from the flatlands • let’s talk range management • ♉️♏️♏️

[em ♠️ @imsoHIGH_MAN]

Looks like four idiots to me 🧐

[popppeeee @blakepoppefarms]

Here’s a picture of 3 idiots and myself

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

Dr Pepper is good for your gut biome it's like kombucha

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

It's called gross pay cause it's disgusting to see what you could've made

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Jolene apparently knows Dolly Parton *and* Beyonce so I can only assume the “flaming locks of auburn hair” belong to known hussy Willie Nelson.

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

mahomes in the locker room during usher's halftime performance

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

i never seek to stir the pot. but when the celestial ladle is thrust upon me by powers beyond…who are we to deny the divine spark of instigation

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

need his gua sha routine

[em ♠️ @imsoHIGH_MAN]

Quesarito

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

every girl is defined by their one lost love. and by that i mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life

[jas @jjashole]

nobody:

nicki minaj:

[brandon @BR0IG]

REDBULLS ARE HEALTHY

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

By the soft glow of the Christmas tree, your friends and family gather.

Your boyfriend, we'll call him Jeremy, of FIVE (not long at all) YEARS - gets down on one knee......

Your mom begins recording on her iPad as your aunt starts screaming.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

this is how it feels to have a drunk cig https://t.co/19lhcgwOZP

[trash jones @jzux]

microwaves are so so good at heating up bowls. the food inside the bowls? now that’s a different story

[chase @_chase_____]

i love googling stuff. imagine not being able to google stuff. i would know next to nothing about the great molasses flood of 1919

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

our Spotify wrapped just dropped

[bug girl @buggirl]

once again thinking about the lenox spice village and the crimes i would commit to own the whole set