the guy

[jas ❀⋆.˚ @vlnzla59]

FLU ☹️🥹

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Cameron Brink:

“I don’t even know what his name is… Enes Kanter. He’s a stupid piece of sh*t.”

(h/t @zavanchy)

[Daniel Cruse @youngpoultry]

“Just don’t go.”

[Stevie @RaptorsShaq]

Your parents when they hear a gunshot from the basement

[Slime Johnston @_quintin4hire]

@UnderdogWNBA Buddy ran like she was the Turkish government 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[crackkka @injeramuncher]

two 9 am classes this semester

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Diamondbacks: “We’re in the middle of a tight playoff race, we need all of our star players to have any chance of winning this thing!”

Ketel Marte:

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

"when leftists say they want free healthcare, it includes euthanising right wingers"

[👻👹🩸 GLORIOUSSSSSSSS Grimace 🩸👹👻 @GhostlyGrimace]

One of my favorite images ever

[Sportsnet Stats @SNstats]

Dylan Cease has extended his scoreless innings streak on the road to 42.0, passing Orel Hershiser (41.0 in 1988) for the longest streak in a single season since at least 1920.

#BlueJays50

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Reporter: Why does it feel today that Mark Carney is going to war?

Mark Carney: Because we were attacked.

Let's fucking go.

[EJ @ejmb0000000]

Dylan Cease and Louis Varland have had the team on their fucking back all year

[Ari “Sack Chaser” Gold @AriGoldsBurner]

Do I eat 3000 calories of junk or drink 3000 calories of alcohol tonight. The Decision

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Carney: "The U.S. introduced in the last hours, efforts to restrict our ability to have other trade deals. We're the partner of choice in many respects for countries around the world, and the Americans wanted to restrict that. Unacceptable."

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Carney: "This was not our choice. We were ready and close to having a comprehensive agreement that would be fair to both countries. But they made changes, including threats on the French language and Quebec culture and Canadian culture. That is not acceptable. That would never be acceptable."

[ali @kojoisarafidi]

at the airport rn got through security w no issues and the white girl behind me getting a random check

[lil @lilifying]

if you think being gay is hard imagine being the guy who picks mario in mario party