excruciating_penut

peanuts are my specialty

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

so what we get drunk
so what we smoke weed
we’re just having fun
lois meg stewie

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Fart backfired, damn near blew my nuts clean off

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello

[ً @cryst6ls]

if our love is insanity why are you my clarity

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[shimi @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

POV: you just told me your name but I wasn’t listening

[excruciating_penut @imthepenutman]

@PatrickETash @XanaIndustries Slowly and whilst grinning

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Your giggly ass could NOT play poker

[lights off drawls on @trinksbuck]

@rithsattendant honestly you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit

[excruciating_penut @imthepenutman]

@paineaterr @Felkuzie_Vibes @spirithost_ Villain not a monster 😭

[excruciating_penut @imthepenutman]

@YoMelToo @Josephine_Avg @GavinNewsom Completely fine with that by the way, maybe I’ll need insulin some day so I’ll be glad to know it’s easy and affordable to get. I don’t plan on having a house fire but I’ll be glad there is a fire department that our taxes paid for.

[excruciating_penut @imthepenutman]

@dieworkwear I dont have any money can I just wear shorts or will I be executed by firing squad?

[excruciating_penut @imthepenutman]

@foster__braxton @_sn_n As long as you guys are paying for it.