MacAttack (parody).

stracciatella with a flake on it. Not the real James McAvoy. Parody. He/him. RP 21+ / M- DNI.

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

↳ James McAvoy, Jimmy for friends only.
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'79. Actor. Scotland's national treasure. Star Baker. Kinky, but safe. Friendly banter. He/him. MDNI. 21+

♡+↺?

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

I will leave you with my four favourite films here to make it up to you. If you don't understand my picks, you just don't know the meaning of TASTE.

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

Hello folks. I guess I've had a bit of weird weeks lately. I promise I'm not running from here but I had no energy.

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

@sunlightxvibes @crimscnpeak I am alive

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

@crimscnpeak @emlblunts I'm alive, ladies. Thanks for the concern, though. I just needed a wee bit of time for myself.

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

@crimscnpeak Such babies!

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

@crimscnpeak That's a plan, then. I'll text you the details, darling.

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

@crimscnpeak So...?

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

Seductive Sunday or any day of the week, if you will.

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

@crimscnpeak We could have lunch together tomorrow...

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

@crimscnpeak Yet we manage to be functional human beings. Look at us.

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

— a wee bit of fashion.

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

@crimscnpeak To keep you close by? Always, luv.

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

Don't forget that from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free. Always.

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

@crimscnpeak Come over, then. I'm waiting.

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

This article was published in 1899.

1899.

125 years ago.

[MacAttack (parody). @imtherealdeaI]

@crimscnpeak Chasto, do not attempt to make me blush. Take the compliment 😉