Shivani Sheth

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

One of the most depressing side effects of adulthood has been scooping the actual serving size of nesquik instead of pouring too much and having the joy of eating the sugar crystals at the bottom of the mug

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

@SouthwestAir why do calls keep dropping after one hour wait?? Called three times, totaling a 3 hours wait and still no help

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

I have more faith in the McDonald's ice cream machine than I do in @airindiain customer service

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

I could be having a heart attack on an @airindiain flight and they'd still place me on hold, charge me a disturbance fee before helping me.

[Richa @richapatel]

Why do I have to have "QUEEN" energy? Why can't we ALL just be confident peasants?

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

I wanna slide down this lava river as if I'm going tubing

[Bjorn Steinbekk @BSteinbekk]

Seems like my video went full throttle! More on my YouTube channel

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

Rest of #medtwitter adding PGY-1 to their bios v. Me, a top tier dumbass

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

Trump was right when he said very bad people were trying to cross the border and get into our country

[ABC News Politics @ABCPolitics]

Sen. Ted Cruz checks his documentation at the Cancun International Airport before boarding his plane back to the U.S. https://t.co/jU4kAXO5B5

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

America calling on the IT departments of Kylie Cosmetics and SKIMS to make vaccination websites for them

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

Thinking about people living in a pre-lip balm era always gives me an excessive amount of anxiety

[nia. @boooitsnia]

bro i cant hear without the subtitles on

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

Binged on Derry Girls and now Bridgerton so all my thoughts are either in an Irish or English accent

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

As if my coat obsession wasn't already detrimental enough, today happened. And I will welcome that overdraft email from my bank with open arms

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

@tacobell Release the Mexican pizza hostages

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

Mom, where's my Limited Too monogrammed purse? It's back in style now

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

Peacock is that new relationship your ex rebounded with and is now flaunting it all over social media.

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

Me at Prometric, vomiting out info

[Curry Bradshaw @queerdiscox]

The regular The temporary
melancholy of pleasures of
everyday life buying shit online

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

The louder a man is at the gym, the more insecure he feels about his masculinity

[Shivani Sheth @imthesheth]

Me on Zillow and watching Architectural Digest home videos while being in crippling debt