Richa

left-handed fearful-avoidant infp libra (tweeting my best life)

[Richa @richapatel]

I can't tell/remember if I'm still hungover from this weekend or if this is just what the real world feels like all the time

[Sandy Hook Promise @sandyhook]

I know this is hard to read, but it’s important: The shooter who murdered my son Dylan carried an AR-15 assault-style weapon into Sandy Hook Elementary. Will you sign the petition now to demand Congress stop the sale of assault weapons?
–Nicole

[Richa @richapatel]

I'm never leaving Twitter. Will talk to myself on here until the end of time. Only place that gave me the richapatel handle 😭

[Richa @richapatel]

But I still want some merch? What a conflict

[Richa @richapatel]

Can't wait for the Barbie themed landfills in 2024!!

[Richa @richapatel]

Happy 4th @BernieSanders

[Richa @richapatel]

When one sister teaches for a living and the other ... "consults"

Source: my sister's teacher group chat

[Richa @richapatel]

There is only one right airport arrival time - get to airport two hours early before flight for panic free check-in and enjoy a glass of wine @ gate

There is no other right way

[Richa @richapatel]

Everytime I see a random baby now I'm like "is it me? AM I the nazar?!?"

[Richa @richapatel]

If anyone is having a non-desi wedding and wants to be my friend, let me know :)

[Richa @richapatel]

Sitting here dropping $$$ on wedding-guest dresses and buzi casual wear, knowing fully well that I have no white weddings to attend and am doomed to wear JPS sweats for the rest of my life working from my parents' living room

[Richa @richapatel]

Why do I have a lazy hawks tennis team hoodie? Why can't I throw it away? 😫

[Richa @richapatel]

"jolly diwali"

[Richa @richapatel]

Who the fuck is #teamGreen? That'd be like being #teamWhitewalker except much much worse

[LMFAO Schwarz @ubanks]

my culture is not your costume

[Richa @richapatel]

Hurricane x SAD x almost turning 30

[Richa @richapatel]

Low on the splat count today IK leave me alone

[Richa @richapatel]

Orange Theory pyramids just look like FU gestures and I'm all for it 🖕🏾

[Richa @richapatel]

@cava should have a no greens no grains option. I just want 4 pieces of falafel and all of the toppings.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.