Anon.

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[Anon. @imThrall]

Some of y’all used to think I was soooo cool and I’m glad that’s over

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I always feel awful for the elves. You took the job 80 years ago to make some whimsical rocking horses, 4 parts tops. And now you're soldering an iPad motherboard with your arthritic, cinnamon-scented hands. A brutal gig.

[Evan Lian @evanlian_]

@elonmusk Hi @elonmusk, I drew this cartoon for @NewYorker. Please change the name back to Twitter, no one is calling it X. thanks 🙏

[Anon. @imThrall]

@Lyssieloomcgoo She’s back & she’s thriving

[Anon. @imThrall]

shit is happening to me that I never thought was possible. If my 30s stay on this track I gotta write y’all a book in my 40s

[Anon. @imThrall]

They break their necks when they see me switchin’ lanes 🤫

[Anon. @imThrall]

I’m more focused on ownership, not the fame

[Anon. @imThrall]

“*~!Elon pick me!~*” :

[Sam @svmnvthvn]

If you think Twitter is going to break or w/e you’re ridiculous. Usage is at an all time high. Elon is a genius, sadly. He’s driven more people to use this platform and is now consistently trending.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a playlist for your weekend hike

[Anon. @imThrall]

@PatrickBemis1

[Anon. @imThrall]

This is quite literally not how prong collars are used nor should dogs and humans be treated the same you stupid fucks.

Looks kinky tho

[PETA @peta]

Your dog wouldn’t do this to you—don’t do it to them.

[Dave @lildickytweets]

retweet if you want a season 3

[Mainstreet Steamboat @MainStreetStmbt]

Anyone for an evening stroll downtown? 😍
Photo: @imthrall

[Anon. @imThrall]

@The_OwlKid Selling my P455W0RD 100m

[Anon. @imThrall]

@The_OwlKid Why do you feed nega Scott

[Anon. @imThrall]

@rae_show Ok I’m in

[Anon. @imThrall]

@MRNOFOXGIVEN @swagamemnon22 @ChillboBagginz You may be referring to a terrarium. Aquariums are contained aquatic environments. Root: Aqua, Terra

[Anon. @imThrall]

@svmnvthvn I don’t know why you would want to use the hot water option, nor do I understand why there’s a feminine mode for drinking water.. but I’m certainly excited, Sam!! ✨

[Anon. @imThrall]

Ordered this thing called a bidet and I’m so stoked to have a drinking fountain in my bathroom

[Anon. @imThrall]

Lost 5% of my long-time, loyal followers from my last Twitter rant and I think that seems pretty fair