Gabe H. Cuod

The wicked will be cut off from the land, and the treacherous uprooted from it.
— Proverbs 2:22

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@Steve_Sailer @SueJonesSays have you ever tried to catch a zebra?

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@Howlingmutant0 my wife never complains. she usually just takes pictures of me, or videos if the snoring gets too intense.

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@boriquagato bavette has become one of my favorite cuts. makes an excellent carne asada too. really takes the marinade.

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@JUSTcatmeme i might need to finally sign up for IG

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@HandyGingerGal TIL pussy smells like shit when y’all workout. saw a dude at the store today, 6’ 3”, minimum. dress, tube top and boobs. he didn’t look too thrilled. not that i imagine any of these weirdos are happy, pre or post “transition.”

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@LittlePineCO tyler is their best song. fight me.

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@LittlePineCO surfs up.

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@HandyGingerGal there’s a facebook group for our property owners association. i’m always so tempted to jump in the middle of the boomer bickering, just to throw a hand grenade and bail. it’s good entertainment.

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@BonafideKRS no, but i know the in muff man. he’s me.

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@DewsNewz i enjoyed the show and appreciated that you brought back the stepping on clips that’s been missing since JCD left us.

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i suffer postpartum depression everyday after my first cup of coffee, after i drop the kids off. what do i do? have another cup of coffee and move on with my life.

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@LittlePineCO i keep an old ass xbox around just so i can play it on rockband from time to time.

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@BonafideKRS Anaconda in the ass.

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@schotts sadly, voting blue no matter who will continue. we’re fucked. really wish i didn’t buy this house 2 years ago.

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@DanFriedman81 @dakern hokas are super comfortable but if you’re looking for a shoe that’s gonna hold up, look elsewhere.

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@DisaffectedPod @owroot i like the tingle

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@Oilfield_Rando 1. Me
2. ASAP
3. Me
4. Not Me
5. Not Me

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@schotts shit. i thought it was wednesday.

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@BPD1776 how else are they gonna afford the ancient COBOL programmers?

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@PattyMurray i would like to withdraw my money now, not in 15 years.