Utkarsh Patil

Thoughts on life, the universe and the mystery of it all; but actually mostly just code!

[Utkarsh Patil @imutkarshpatil]

@ThebestFigen Meredith Palmer from The Office, when she was young! 😂😂

[Romin Irani @iRomin]

I am having tears of joy: https://t.co/e40Zf8UvZT.

[Jaidev Karanth @neverbesure]

Twitter, do your thing!

Due to unavoidable circumstances, I was unable to use my holiday stay in Dharamshala. Its available for a couple of nights (24/25 May), 3 BHK in a nice place... Most interesting offer or best offer wins!!

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@SkySportsF1 @DownloaderBot

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@texmexbowl This is how bunch of my stray friends welcome me home!

[Paul Nuki 🦋 @PaulNuki]

1/5 Have you read the deal agreed between the US and the Taliban?

It explains why the Taliban now rule Afghanistan again; the US just surrendered it, even promising financial support.

A quick thread follows but 1st a pic of Big Mike Pompeo doing the deal in Doha in Feb 2020...

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@geeksforgeeks Fingers?! 😂

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@Nishat64 *7 days per month!

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@SarnaikArya The dress, the lady, the phone or the mirror? 🤭

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@SandeepMall It’s not only north-Indians, it’s all! As far as my dad say, white cars have good resell value 🤭

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@yadavshl @elonmusk Glad to know that you’re alive! 🤪

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@coolsvap I wonder how such alias can’t be restricted at first place! 🤔

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@thevirdas Lol 😆 Anytime, ‘The Office’ over ‘Friends’!

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@PMCPune हे तुम्ही रात्री १०:४९ वाजता ट्वीट करता?!

[Anu Sehgal 🇮🇳 @anusehgal]

Everything is shut but nothing is closed in #Maharashtra #maharashtralockdown Watch! Explained super well😃 #UddhavThackeray

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Hi @PuneCityPolice, what are the exact curfew restrictions in Pune City that are applicable on 31st December and 1st January?

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Hey @HDFCBank_Cares , has there been any problem with UPI and Debit Card payment gateways today? Experiencing number of failed transactions!

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@STEMslut @MKBHD bro!

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@Tech_Quarense @WesternU Looks like there has been a global outage for O365:

https://t.co/IwvPq3he8E

[Microsoft 365 Status @MSFT365Status]

We're investigating an issue where customers may be unable to connect to the Exchange Online service on their mobile devices. Please see EX223053 in the admin center for details.

[Utkarsh Patil @imutkarshpatil]

@NetflixIndia #NetflixMatchMaker 🕳