My friends are cooler than yours. One of my friends just set a world record for being the first male in the U.S. to cum during a colonoscopy #health#colonoscopytime
6. And let's not forget the financial benefits. You'll save money on food and sleep, but spend it all on your new hobby! Budgeting made easy. 💸🤦♂️ #FinancialAdvice
Just got my license revoked. They said I’m too well off to be driving myself around that I have to have a personal driver at all times. #moremoneymoreproblems