Virsu

Morbidly a Beast

[Joe Brammer @Brammflakes]

No streamers were paid monies to stream this weekend…

If your friends say “it’s just paid streamers”… tell them they’re dumb.

We ran a marketing campaign where we threw a dildo on twitch and got banned. Do you think we’ve got money for streamers?

Sexual favours are more likely.

[Mayor Mike @theMayor_Mike]

DJ Uiagalelei should be the backup. Trey Lance can be converted into something else, like maybe glue or some kind of paste

[NIGHTJOHN @JohnsonNazeeh]

“My wife and I were trying to conceive a child. We found out that I was infertile, and I took a fertility medication that was helping me try to conceive a baby. I was not aware that there was a substance in the medication that was on the banned list, and I tested positive for a PED. Lesson to all NFL players and new players coming into the league: do not put anything in your body without following the process and getting approval beforehand. We lost our baby a few weeks ago, and this has been an incredibly difficult time for my wife and me. Fortunately, we have nine good eggs left, so we’re holding on to hope that we’ll be able to grow our family.”

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I’ll tell you one thing if I ever get brought up on some charges and my trans gf shows up in boymode, they gonna have to add some new charges

[. @J0nesToChina]

Terry McLaurin breakout candidate watch in Year 8 at 31

[Virsu @ImViskyol]

@the_creature107 @hrbmeow Good thing you can turn off the modifier🤯

[知道这个梦 @knowthisdream]

my Light is not forgotten

[Onpam @0npam]

Another sad fact about Destiny ending is that the final three titan exotics were Praxic Vestment, Melas Panoplia, and Blastwave Striders 🥀

[The_scuffed_player @thescuffedplay]

@KnownAsSys Definitive 100% strongest combo on hunter.

[Destiny 2 Team @Destiny2Team]

Someone just asked about the Arc Handcannon from Crucible but our feed is going too fast for a direct reply.

It's Dire Promise in an Arc trench coat. One of our more PvP centric team members who's obsessed with lightning has been waiting a while for this one.

[Shadow @FeelLikeMafe]

Being held hostage by Jacoby Brissett gotta be an all time low as a franchise

[aarøn. @ayroned]

If the special teams coach in dark knight rises didn’t die in the explosion he for sure got fired for giving up a opening kickoff tud to hines ward slow ass

[David J. Gautieri @GuruFantasyWrld]

Browns adding hella playmakers.

Just moved Shedeur Sanders from dead-last in my rankings to dead-last in my rankings

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

smitty when he catches a 55 yard td and instead of seeing aj brown whining to the coaching staff on the sidelines he sees makai lemon running to celebrate with him

[💤 @ShadowStarMode]

Jamal Murray one of those niggas who won't even experience a heaven or hell. His soul is destined for obliteration when he dies

[Mr. Chicken @5on_it]

Mf said “signed Faalele” lmaoooo this is easily a top 3 worst Giants account on the internet