ingrid ⛄️

cat stepmom

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by PACER

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Your hairline has filed a motion to withdraw. You should focus more on opposing that motion instead of email litigating with me

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

“Why do I have to pay [a lawyer] so much if I already drafted the documents?” Probably because you drafted the documents. Follow me for more FAQs

[Zito @_Zeets]

Disrespectful to him

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

a new pope from chicago illionois? sufjan better get back in the studio

[GL @gldivittorio]

Cheese is one of the like half dozen things the US does have a strong, high quality domestic supply of. I don't like the tariffs either but objectively Wisconsin alone could go curd for curd with the entire country of France any day of the week

[R.O.C. @hardROClife]

Key Recession Indicator

[birb @birb_b7]

Relatable 😭

[Patrick @audiohymn]

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

[lauren @laurenashastro]

this is the kind of society you get when you shit on english degrees

[ingrid ⛄️ @in_g01]

@AreMond2 the simplest answer is usually The Answer. in this case that answer is a Democratic Party that absolutely disregards its voter base for presidential elections and continues to pander further and further right.

[Nicholas Wu @nicholaswu12]

Bernie Sanders in statement issued as Harris is about to give her concession speech:
"It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them."

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

any time my body image issues start to flare up i just remind myself that thinness is the most boring aspiration... you could create great art or learn a new language or travel the world...and you're focused on... this? how uninspired...

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

just learned the only way out is through

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me when I have a concept of a plan

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Let’s please be aware of our word choice today folks!