𝔐𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔢

[Leallicna @leallicna]

Mr. Think & Mr. Say

[George the Mouse in a log pile house - Simon dell @simon_dell_tog]

Watch as the littles enjoy another fine table meal .

[Andrew Forte @AndrewAsksHow]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[irlanda ♡ @irlandaaas_]

this love island season was so loveless they didn’t even do the declarations of love in the fucking finale LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[🫧 @pukaisland]

you dumb bitches are really gonna vote for Carl…. Yall just rewarding aniya for being a bird I’m irritated. #loveislandusa

[Shivani @theonlyshivani]

Aniya and Melanie don’t get any sympathy from me tonight. I’m over the tears and tantrums. They’re doing it to themselves. Bye

#loveislandUSA

[carson. @playboixcarson]

Melanie cursing Sincere out while staying loyal to him is not eating it for me. I’m so sorry.

[traciaimdrunk @traciafanclub]

Tierra officially lost me at “you a little girl” I know for a fact she not talking to osama trin laden like that

[VannahBanana 💕🍌 @SavannahBriana]

A bunch of losers

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[ER!S @bstract_thot]

We obtuse. We
Rubber goose. We

Green moose. We
Guava juice. We

Giant snake. We
Birthday cake. We

Large fries. We
Chocolate shake.

[aidan @aidan7501]

Maybe I’m too woke

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

we moved on from thick thighs pussy salad too fast

[✮ @evune]

this old lady selling her vintage betsey johnson pieces on ebay and casually posting the most beautiful photos

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[Mads @europemaxxed]

the art of trying anyway

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not to sound like a whiny little baby but everyone is SO mean now :(

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

it's time to get more aggressive about the life you want

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

me trynna find a film exactly like the film i just watched but not the film i just watched