@incompetentuser

World-traveler. Athlete. Quadrilingual. Genius. Sailor, fencer, and slight exaggerator.

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Hey guys are we still using this meme?

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The votes have been counted and I would like to say congratulations to SOURDOUGH for winning Bread Of The Year again. 4 years in a row is impressive.

[Deirdre Bosa @dee_bosa]

the incoming FCC chair posting this in response to Zuckerberg/Meta doing his bidding. wild.

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@SamRo @FortuneMagazine Sounds like he’s a Vanguard guy

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 23 years ago, Creed performed the halftime show at the Dallas Cowboys' annual Thanksgiving football game.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Publicly demanding a cover up of a Republican-led ethics investigation into the Attorney General nominee doesn’t suggest much confidence that it will exonerate Gaetz

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@conorsen He doesn’t get the benefit of an asterisk since he disbanded the NSC pandemic unit in 2018.

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@pushtheneedle One more lane oughta do it

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Pretty amazing how many republicans and manosphere comedians are obsessed with all things Jeffrey Epstein and just gloss over the fact that he was close personal friends with Trump

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

I love Halloween and I cannot believe I do not have a running thread of all my favorite costumes but I have the power to change that. here are my favorite costumes in order starting with 2016 when I was NOT HAPPY, BOB!!!!!

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@dereemus To use Passan’s parlance, it would be facile to assume that we are aware of the extent of cheating by the Red Sox, Yankees, and other teams.

[Lauren Hitt @LaurenHitt]

New ad from the Harris campaign on reproductive freedom, ahead of the VP's speech in Texas on Friday. This is a very tough one to watch, but it's incredibly important to. Thank you so much to Ondrea and Ceasar for trusting us to share their story.

[Casual Diehard @casual_diehard]

SCARLETT: I don't have a Mets hat
JOST: Just wear any hat
SCARLETT: Wait I got it

[Alexis Gay @yayalexisgay]

how late is "late"?

w/ @GabeMollica

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@SamRo Made for a great Halloween costume, though

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Say what you will about him, but Ben Shapiro didn’t deserve that

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

The Economist just published a deeply-researched story about car bloat, and it's very, very damning:

"For every life that the heaviest 1% of SUVs and trucks save, there are more than a dozen lives lost in other vehicles."

Well worth your time: https://t.co/eHalcNkiBX

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

has anyone done this yet

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Love the Americans’ nascar fits. Big Ricky Bobby energy.

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@dereemus 3/30? Why even tweet that?