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(don’t take it too seriously) | ateez (london) 30/4-2022 ❤️ | plz help me get my babies here: |

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hongjoong: hello people who don’t live here
changbin, clinging onto wooyoung: hi
seonghwa: we gave you the dorm-key for emergencies only
minho: changbin missed wooyoung
hongjoong: that explains why he’s here but why are the rest of you?
chan, jumping jongho: we missed our child

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san, flirting with wooyoung: if
i were dating you. well, heh. let's
just say that horses wouldn't be
called 'horses' anymore
wooyoung: hey what the fuck does
that mean?
san:
wooyoung: I'm shaking, what does
that mean?

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hongjoong: FOUR MONTHS!
wooyoung: why is he yelling at you?
jongho: just ignore hi-
hongjoong: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU
WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE
PLANT!

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san: hi, i stole your identity, i've
been living as you for a week
hongjoong:
san:
hongjoong:
san: *just starts crying*
hongjoong: *hugs san* hey, it's okay.
san: *loud crying* like, how do
you even get up in the morning?
hongjoong : shh, i know, i know. it's gonna be okay

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wooyoung: *purposely trips and falls
into san's lap* oh, I'm so sorry.
san: no, it's okay.
wooyoung: *snuggling into san's
chest* i'm soooooo clumsy…

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wooyoung: this is mv boyfriend, san!
yeosang: vou deserve someone better, someone who isn't a mess
wooyoung: but i love him
yeosang: shut up, i wasn't talking to you

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mingi: i just want to cuddle
yunho: we could do more than cuddle, if you want
mingi: what? you mean like kissing?
yunho: *exhales* sure. like kissing.

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hongjoong, talking: take-
[ateez, at the same time ]
mingi: -on meeee (take on me)
jongho: -me higherrr
wooyoung: -me to church
san: -a hinT TAKE A HINT

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seonghwa, answering the phone: hello?
killer: i can see you
seonghwa: oh, would you like to come inside? it's chilly outside and it'd be bad if you caught a cold. you can have dinner with jongho, yunho and me if you'd like to
killer:
killer, tearing up: that would be nice

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san: is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room
mingi: i’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so
san: but is it illegal
mingi: i jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

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hongjoong: i did warn you, didn't i?
wooyoung: ya you did
hongjoong: but did you listen?
wooyoung: nope
hongjoong: do you ever listen?
wooyoung: nah
hongjoong: are you listening now?
wooyoung: no

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wooyoung: now it's your turn seonghwa hyung, tell us your secret
seonghwa: okay... uh, i might have a crush on hongjoong
jongho: we said a secret, hyung

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yunho: mingi, can i read your palm?
mingi: for?
yunho: fortune telling! [takes his hand and looks into the creases] i see something in your future
mingi:…what is it?
yunho: [holds mingi’s hand]
yunho: me

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seonghwa: here is my wall of
inspirational people
jongho: isn't that just pictures of
hongjoong?
seonghwa: he inspires me

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hongjoong: if mingi jumped off a
cliff, would you too?
san: i would kill the cliff and
then myself, why?

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@nonannons can’t wait for whats coming next 😬😬

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wooyoung: i wanna dye my hair again
hair stylist: no
wooyoung: i figured you'd say that.
wooyoung: hence why I brought a guest. opens door]
jongho: [entering] hello.
hair stylist: oh fuc-

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jongho: what's for dinner?
san: i can't tell you, it's a soup-prise.
jongho: is it soup?
san: i soup-pose it could be.
jongho: enough with the soup puns!
san: you never soup-port my jokes
[five minutes later]
jongho: it was fucking TACOS.

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@jaggedmountainn HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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jongho: do you want to know my favorite quote?
wooyoung: sure
jongho: you can love somebody, and when you love somebody, you never forget them.
wooyoung: my parents forgot me in a parking lot twice