hello!! i want to say a quick word about submissions: i'm open to taking quote requests (you can dm me if you have one), but just know that it might not be posted immediately (some quotes sit in my drafts for months before getting used), and i may make some changes before posting
liu yu: here is my wall of inspirational people
patrick: is that a picture of you?
liu yu: i'm big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself
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lin mo, accidently hitting his hand on the table: ow, my armkle!
mika: your...what?
liu zhang, not looking up from his phone: his wrist
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nine: [gives mika a chinese dictionary for his birthday]
mika: wow….. i don’t know what to say
nine: that’s why i bought it for you
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it just occurred to me that i always end up doing birthday posts a day late since my timezone is a whole 14 hrs behind china so uhh.. sorry about that everyone 😅
mika: morning, jiayuan
jiayuan: taste this
mika: hmm...oh it's awful! what's the matter with it?
jiayuan: it’s expired. sometimes things are still good after the date though so i wanted to check
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liu zhang: calm down, that spider is probably more scared than you are
nine, standing on the kitchen counter, back pressed against a cabinet: OH REALLY?! DID IT TELL YOU THAT?! ARE YOU THE SPIDER WHISPERER?!
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[after spnv]
santa: could you pass me a water bottle, gold medalist keyu?
keyu: of course, gold medalist santa. hey gold medalist mika, would you please pass this to gold medalist santa?
mika: can y’all stop
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lin mo, holding up a scooter: hey, can i ride this outside?
liu yu: whatever, sure. i'm not your dad
liu yu, calling after lin mo: just not in the street!
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nine, getting a paper cut: OW! son of a bi-
liu yu: xiao jiu!
liu yu: [gestures wildly to nearby children]
nine: -iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiis-cuit.... son of a biscuit. that's it.
liu yu: nice save
nine: yeah, fucking nailed it!
liu yu:
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liu yu: why are ak and lin mo sitting back to back?
keyu: they had a fight
liu yu: why are they holding hands?
keyu: lin mo gets sad when they fight
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police officer: i pulled you over because you have three people on a single motorcycle
zhang teng: what?!
sichao: three??
jiayuan: oh my god lin mo fell off
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