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incorrect (but also totally correct) quotes from our favourite criminals

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Percy: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Mr. D: You're like 15 years old

Percy: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Grover, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Annabeth: You did WHAT– 

Percy: William Snakepeare

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Annabeth: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Percy: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Annabeth: Stop.

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started another incorrect quotes acc for percy jackson! @peterpjohnson

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Jesper: I hardly slept last night

Inej: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.

Jesper: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?

Wylan: [gay panic]

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Nina: Is that a hickey?

Jesper: No, it’s a mosquito bite.

Wylan: (walks in) Hey guys.

Nina: Hey, mosquito.

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Kuwei: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Kaz: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Inej isn’t

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Inej: Why is Matthias so sad?

Nina: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Inej: And…?

Nina: He got Kaz.

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Wylan: The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Kaz: (in the distance) Or murder.

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Wylan: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Jesper: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Wylan: Stop.

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Wylan: Hey, you wanna bang?

Jesper:

Wylan: I meant hang.

Jesper:

Wylan: Actually, no, I didn’t.

Jesper:

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Nina: I think we should kiss.

Matthias: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Wylan: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Jesper: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Wylan, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Jesper: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

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Inej: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.

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Wylan: *holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.

Jesper: Wy, that’s gay.

Wylan: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

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Jesper: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

Inej: Throw rocks at he.

Nina: Hot Dogs.

Kaz: Kill him.

Jesper: Thanks guys.

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Kaz: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

Inej: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Kaz: …Your point?

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Jesper: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!

Jesper: First who would you kill?

*Matthias points at Kaz*
*Nina points at Kaz*
*Wylan points at Kaz*

Kaz: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

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Inej: Why are we friends?

Jesper: Poor decisions on your part.