welcome to incorrect kirideku!! where we provide crumbs for your canon kirideku hunger
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midoriya: do you understand the problem now that i’ve explained it to you for 15 minutes?
kirishima: yes!
midoriya: are you lying to me?
kirishima, voice cracking: yes
kirishima: don’t eyelashes count as facial hair?
midoriya: ...holy whoa they can! because they technically grow on your eyes and [ramble begins]
bakugo:
bakugo, under his breath: i don’t know which one of my best friends to fucking punch first
midoriya: i’m cold
kirishima: here you go [hands him his jacket]
todoroki: i’m cold too
bakugo: [palms start sparking] alright i’ll go fight the weather
jiro: [sneezes]
kaminari: bless you
midoriya: [sneezes]
kirishima: midoriya, are you sick? here’s a blanket and i may suck at cooking but i’ll still make you some soup
todoroki: [sneezes]
bakugo: oh my god icyhot bastard shut the fuck up
todoroki: [taps table gently]
bakugo: [taps back]
kirishima: uh babe what are they doing?
midoriya: morse code
todoroki: [aggressively taps table]
midoriya: OOOOOOOOH
bakugo: [slams hand on table]
bakugo: YOU BITCH TAKE THAT BACK