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dan and phil definitely said this

[furdad @danieIinu]

late night comics ✨

[incorrect dnp @incorrectphan]

@AmazingPhil

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phil: dan howard
dan: https://t.co/aKkM1lO2wn

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@pstyIez @pickIeisland bruh we did a face reveal ages ago ;)

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@ALM0NDBLOSSOMS who are you talking to, friend... who's talking about his sex life....

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@hiwatari @danielhowell @dnp_art the colours... amazing i love that

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@cinnamonnutpml someone in the replies: rich widow vibes
me: shit someone check if amazingphil is alive

[incorrect dnp @incorrectphan]

quick psa: this is what the word ur throwing around means. dnp are already [gasp] sexual beings. you aren't being anything but prude if you refuse to acknowledge it.

eg. use of the word is how every aspect of women is sexualised. Like why breastfeeding isn't allowed in public.

[incorrect dnp @incorrectphan]

phandom: no one can sexualise our king how dare you
dan:

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lol how u gon look at a whole ass sexy adult's thirst trap on insta and then try to cancel people for "sexualising" them... brain rot

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@Chloepatrick12 i saw this again and im cry laughing

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@hkpavon dan is also thirsty, he posted that to show solidarity :)

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@hkpavon I'm so tired of the toxic little church that the phandom has turned into...

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therapist: how would you describe your childhood?
dan: probably with adjectives

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phil: [gets down on one knee]
dan: omg it's finally happening
phil: [ties his shoelaces]
dan: he finally stopped wearing crocs

[incorrect dnp @incorrectphan]

dan: you are exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it
phil: i am… not. but just in case, i’m gonna go back to my room and check the dictionary

[Chloe @royalsdnp]

dnp december 2018

[akshita @akshitasax]

dan:

[Sierra🦈 @sierraadeux]

Dan: oh hey why’d you get up from bed?

Phil: curtain’s haunted

Dan: what?

Phil: *loading a pistol and leaving the bedroom* curtain’s haunted

[incorrect dnp @incorrectphan]

dan: what’s the nicest way to tell someone their baby is ugly?
phil: say “aww, they look just like you”