not rodney

WARMACHINEROX

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

tony, throwing his head into rhodey's lap and looking up at him angelically: platypus, tell me i'm pretty.

rhodey, resting a hand on tony's cheek and smiling lovingly at him: you're pretty fucking annoying.

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

rhodey, after endgame: give me back my tony

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

i hate this

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

@incorrectnini cant get rid of me, you little shit

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

@incorrectnini ive been had

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

@_bitchjerk_

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

I'M GONNA SAVE YOU TONY

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

@incorrectnini

[ari @djarinhowlett]

RHODEYS SO THICC

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

rhodey, after 30 minutes of peaceful silence, completely unprompted: you know... we're best friends, but i would fuck you if you asked.

tony: what.

rhodey: what.

FRIDAY: he said he'd fuck you if you asked.

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

@incorrectnini

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

@incorrectnini 😜

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

👀

[not rodney @incorrectrhodey]

pepper: how did the two of you get in a car accident?

rhodey: we were driving, and there was a deer in the road. so, i said “deer” to alert tony, and what did you say?

tony, hiding his face in his hands: "yes, honey?"