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chan if you see this, i’m so sorry

[maja @nintendnope]

💚mama 2022💚
#StrayKids #StrayKidsAt2022MAMA #Hyunjin #skzfanart

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seungmin: ah, fiddlesticks
chan: look, i know this is a stressful
situation but let's watch the fucking
language

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jisung: so sad you've never heard of ligma
chan: what's ligma
jisung: ligma balls
chan:
jisung:
chan: this intrigues me. explain

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jisung: remember the day we first met and you fell in love with me?
hyunjin: jisung.
jisung: fine. the day you punched me and I became obsessed with you forever

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seungmin: jeongin, what did you have for breakfast today?
jeongin: smarties cereal.
seungmin: i didn't know smarties made cereal.
jeongin: they don't. it's just smarties in a bowl with milk

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seungmin: telling the future.
jisung: hey, if you had any superpower what would-
jisung: ...wait, what the fuck?

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chan: you got a second, hyunjin?
hyunjin: no, there's only one of me.

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hairdresser: how would you like your
hair cut?
jeongin: preferably with scissors but a
sword would be badass

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minho: have a safe flight
seungmin: i have no say in the matter
minho:
minho: fucking die then, i guess

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chan: jisung called me last week and he was like "hey, when you see me tomorrow i might look a little... different". when he showed up he looked the same, but later that week he told me he had tried to turn himself into a cheetah using a spell he found online

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dispatch: *following skz*
boss, calling: any news?
dispatch: uh... i'm sorry, sir. i just
pinky promised felix not to tell.

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minho: i'm a triple threat.
chan: ?
minho: i can sing. i can dance.
minho: and i have a gun.

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jeongin: the term "boyfriend" implies the existence of a "boyfoe"
jeongin: this is a service I am willing to provide.

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*on dekira*
seungmin: so next question. you're in love with jisung
minho: that's not a question,
seungmin: so you agree it's a fact?

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hyunjin: no one likes a show off,
jisung: unless what they're showing
off is dope as fuck.
hyunjin: fuck! you're right.

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*in a garden*
minho: *picks up a dandelion* dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
chan: fluffy and light?
minho: unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright and beautiful
felix: *picks up a dandelion* edible
chan: FELIX NO

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@tencityhana @Stray_Kids hahah thank uuu 😽🥰

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happy birthday to this one guy who keeps texting me 🥳🥳 #HappyLeeKnowDay
#우리집_큰고양이_리노_생일
#StageGeniusLeeKnow
@Stray_Kids

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@incorrect8eez @Stray_Kids slldkdn i’ll do my best 🥰🥳

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minho: sometimes i wonder if it would
be easier being a cat. i could just
sleep all day and hiss at anyone who
comes near me.
seungmin: you do that anyway.