Khaleed

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Women!!!

[Mla @BenFois_ZA]

8 days before payday.

[Mkay Lamba @MrMkkay]

Me: whenever someone tries to disturb me during my sleep time.

[Cool_Ustaaz ☪ @Cool_Ustaz]

Both of them will tell stories to people in different ways.😂😂

[vanilla ౨ৎ ✿｡˚࿔ @justvxnilla]

me with my 9-5 salary

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

Sometimes I’m not ignoring you. I saw the message, replied in my head and genuinely believed I sent it. 😭😂

[Khaleed @incredible507]

@mardortii @ayoazeez26 😂😂😂

[👞Saka's balls @AFCBro0]

My girlfriend is crying that her male bestie was beaten by two people
Yet I paid 5 🥹🥹

Those mfs robbed me 🥹🥹🥹

[𝕴𝖋𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖐𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖉 † @ife_spikenard]

I dey where dem dey argue say 20m no fit last person for one month, water full my eyes. 😭😂

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

“Best in leaving women alone”

[Naija @Naija_PR]

Small World ke?

[𝒦 @qalbsomal]

Non Muslims think Ramadan is a hard time for us. They don't know that this is actually our favourite time of the year.

[BIG LEO🦅 @leodey4u]

I ask one girl your papa fit buy 300k wig for you she say Shey na my papa de fvck me?
I com ask am say your mama wey ur papa de fvck she get 300k wig? I nor see her DP again 😂😂

[CEDA 🥀 🍃 @cedathewiper_]

Aboki man advertising his goods

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

Cashier: "Your child will be very happy"

36 year old me:

[ian🕷️ @ianwontmiss_]

If you ever see me with a woman just know she doesn't stress me out.. I give up on women very easily