Nys (medicated) #freeWestHam

Destiny 2 hunter main | Thomas is my boyfriend

[Nys (medicated) #freeWestHam @indicsx]

me when i told thomas to move in with me after dating for three weeks

[niv @nivoraslol]

Why get fucked by one person when I can get railed by 9 at the same time?

[Harout @HaroutKhack]

@creatine_cycle God sends you his finest women when you are most unemployed

[Jo @junker_jo]

doing an acid attack but the acid has a ph of 3.5

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

i feel like there should be different twitter accounts for each of the mayors and not just an eternal one

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[Nori ⚓ comms open @noritar0]

this is the screen kayn mains see before choosing a form

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I

[Louis vil LeGun @LouisvilleGun]

Nutcracker NO!

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

took her to a rage room & she started hitting ME

[you know our motto baby, @f0ehamm3r]

@Flair2Play Total ball control, Norwood -10, while walking, national shirt on, beer in hand and I bet it’s 9:30 am

[ClinOncDoc @ClinOncDoc]

UK media is literally just millionaire presenters calling doctors greedy for wanting to be paid more than £18/hr for saving your lives in the middle of the night.

[Nys (medicated) #freeWestHam @indicsx]

why itachi always speaking in riddles if I had a brother like that I’d be pissed too

[X Force 137 @137Force]

He caught me off guard with a "what teacher did you have" so I hit a full court shot saying "Johnson" and he was like "fuck we did have a teacher named Johnson"

[Muffy @Muffffymuffin]

@mcsquared34

[Mr.B 🇯🇲🇬🇧 @TallBrownGent]

@alysrtarr I've seen absolutely zero compelling evidence disproving there was a solid white, floating King Charles head hovering over the birth of Christ.

[melissa @Rawr4Ric]

@PopBase he's sooo 80s businessman all u need to do is have a firm handshake and he starts respecting u

[Brimcess @Brimcess11]

@PopBase His views changed too quick... good dick does that tbh

[Captain Atom @captainatomIDC]

@PopBase Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani

[acequeenking @acequeenkingpin]

@weiss_hadas Lol I remember one of my professors in college was about 79-80 and he would tell people “say whatever you want about me but PLEASE give me the chili pepper” lol