Check Engine Light Enthusiast

Just living my life one ‘why tf did I do that?’ at a time.

[Check Engine Light Enthusiast @ineBREEated]

If my son doesn’t get bullied for his mom being a milf I did something wrong

[Nina Mosley @msTKbaby]

Matthew... America is NOT on your side 😂
#LoveIsBlind
#LoveIsBlindS6

[Check Engine Light Enthusiast @ineBREEated]

#FarmerWantsaWife went from normal ladies to 20 something influencers real quick

[Check Engine Light Enthusiast @ineBREEated]

Idk how I ended up on @RHCPchad TikTok, but I think I love the guy

[Check Engine Light Enthusiast @ineBREEated]

@ThatGuy_GBeck

[Will you accept this 🌹 @absolutely_ido]

Xavier:
🚩 I cheated
🚩 on my girlfriend of 2 years
🚩 multiple times
🚩 in the span of 5 days
🚩 not sure I won’t do it again
🚩 but let’s sleep together for me to really know for sure

I’ve never seen so many red flags in the span of 5 minutes. #bachelorette
#thebachelorette

[Check Engine Light Enthusiast @ineBREEated]

@KevinOverHere @BlendersEyewear Same issue here

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

I don't want to Lunch and Learn. I want to Lunch and Leave

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

[Check Engine Light Enthusiast @ineBREEated]

Apparently to get a magazine cover you just have to get arrested for being too drunk to know where you are, end up in some random persons home AND manage to keep you title as CFO

[AR Money & Politics @amppob]

Our June issue is out> https://t.co/xSmAw5Nm93

ON THE COVER: John R. Tyson represents the fourth generation of the family that bears his name to serve in a leadership role at @TysonFoods, one of the world’s largest protein producers.

Read story here> https://t.co/3vcM1uvfnG

[reb @rebmasel]

I think the elephant really ties the room together

[Check Engine Light Enthusiast @ineBREEated]

Counting the hours til @sammorril as I’ve spent the day preparing to question my moral character based on the laughs I get out of the show

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Excited to spend the next week blaming all of my issues on the hour we lost.

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

No offense to my coworkers but I do not want to get lunch together. I want to listen to a podcast while I enjoy a burrito bowl and scroll my phone alone.

Unless of course you want to talk shit about everyone at the office, in which case i am very much down to pop out for a bite

[Check Engine Light Enthusiast @ineBREEated]

@BMcMullen87 I think there were a couple of cases in Cambodia too

[Check Engine Light Enthusiast @ineBREEated]

I guess it’s Valentine’s Day.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“An empty browser history says more than a full one” – Abraham Lincoln

[Check Engine Light Enthusiast @ineBREEated]

@DinosaurBill19 No no, 36 fresh laid eggs. We’re talking big money 💰

[Check Engine Light Enthusiast @ineBREEated]

Instead of OnlyFans….. OnlyFarmers