Clint Barton

Hawkeye. Yeah, THAT one.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

I love being taller than Wolverine.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

@FxckingPhoenix

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

Why is @FxckingPhoenix's highlight reel "Hawkeye's greatest regrets"?

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

https://t.co/jl1XGBSyWS

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

Kate: What's upstairs?
Me: Oh, the stairs don't talk.
Kate:

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

If you aren't cheating at poker, then you aren't doing it right.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

And no black eyes. I'm on a roll.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

My nose? Not broken? It's more likely than you think.

[BULLSEYE @Bvllseye]

"I'm not bad guy. Or good guy. I'm worst guy."

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

@GunsAndSpeeches Sometimes I think I'm cursed.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

@GunsAndSpeeches Ha! I wish it were that easy.

I can hardly keep the challenger up and running for more than a few weeks.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

@LegacyOfLiberty There's something to be learned from this, but uh, I have no idea what it is...so...good luck figuring that out.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

@GunsAndSpeeches I can see it now: the second iteration of the /very/ short-lived hawkeyemobile.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

Why are super villains so damn good at building elevators?

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

@TheSIavicShadow I could tell you what happened in Madripoor while I'm busy getting a tan along the equator.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

@TheSIavicShadow There was a thing in Madripoor and /it wasn't my fault/ but it raised some red flags, and then the whole banner murder thing--How do you feel about boats? I'm great at boats.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

@TheSIavicShadow ...I miiight be on the no fly list.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

@TheSIavicShadow Take me with you.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

@TheSIavicShadow I think I know a way to add a bit more thrill.

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

I Am Just Trying My Best